r/JeffTheLandSharkMains

please dont mind me reposting my tiktoks here as always, thank you! <3

Based off a panel in the comics

Jeff canonically has pockets

Got diffed in the first round and the enemy jeff wasnt nice about it. I asked my team if they gonna ignore that angela (main reason I did so bad). They switched and we ended up winning (not thanks to me lol). BUT they got my back after the match! It really made me happy after all the jeff hate we get. So shoutout to my team, we need more of you!

(This list has since been updated): https://www.reddit.com/r/rivals/s/jFd5H39V4t

Stuff like not being able to utterly obliterate a destructible surface as HULK THE SMASHER OF SURFACES

Stuff like White Fox ult not being agile

Stuff like Venomy not moving like a symbiote unless it’s his ult

Stuff like super soldiers not being on your left 🏃‍♂️💨

Stuff like Strange being a level 1 sorcerer

Stuff like Vermin Rodent and Moon Knight not being melee

Stuff like Starlord not having elemental guns

Stuff like Reeeeeed Richards not being able to stilt mode himself up to some high ground

Stuff like the Black Widow situation is crazy

Stuff like Iron Fist being Iron Fists and not having One Punch Man energy

Stuff like Jubilee not having splash damage

Stuff like Nightcrawler not being able to teleport allies

Stuff like Hela not being a necromancer or summoning more spikes from the ground.

Stuff like the Ultron situation is crazy

Stuff like Groot not being able to regrow himself from a plant and gradually build back up his stature.

Stuff like Thor not being the God of Thunder

The Loki situation is crazy.

The Cyclops situation:

• ⁠His kinetic energy beams got changed to lasers. (Even if they say otherwise. His primary functions just like Ultron except for headshots)

• ⁠He can’t lead the way.

• ⁠Using his kinetic energy beams to push people around has for the most part been ignored by the devs in exchange for just using them to dmg

• ⁠lacks his super endurance

• ⁠lacks his super durability

• ⁠has no ability to frequently push himself around using his kinetic energy beams because the one ability he has to do that is on a 12s cooldown rather than a meter, meaning if you do want to do a quick side dash… you can’t do it again for 12 seconds. In fantasy you’d be able to reposition short distances on repeat aiming where you want to move away from for high octane evasion (and your meter would run out in game eventually). (Iron Fist does this a bit but dodges towards where he is aiming)

• ⁠enemies walking into Cyclops secondary aren’t even being pushed back. Cyclops is able to use that beam to force even Juggernaut back. But in Rivals it’s just a laser so… whoopty

How well would Jeff do in this universe if he was placed here? Could he solo the King of Koopas?

It’s been a while since the war against reeds, and I saw a mod asking what sorts community events we would want so here’s my proposition

The Red dinosaur is stealing all of our affection, I think we require a second intifada, a third Reich, we need our hugs back. I propose we found an alliance with the trash pandas and the Lokis so we can take out the dinosaurs. With the help of the raccoons we can design a second meteor and wipe them out once again.

IT IS NOT FAIR! I WANT THE HUGS AND KISSES! Papa deadpool has been spotted giving him our Halloween candy that we didn’t eat. WHOS WITH ME?

I was at around 59 hours when i finally locked in and i would make sure to play him atleast once a day, it only took 70 hours, and i finally got it!!

I feel so special n i’m proud of myself LOL, i now have to lock in to fully max his proficiency, but he has for sure the funnest character to play, hence why he was my first animated lord !

mrrrrr!!!!