r/Kckensonofficial

Probably pass

*tick tick tick*

Bro used to face demons beyond his comprehension with an SMG, futuristic armor, and a dream T_T

Also, thanks u/Sea_Molasses_5239 for showing me this image :D

“x gaster failed to kill me, the nuke failed to kill me, and now the fucker known as Not Q failed to kill me!! this all started with Osiris!!!! what did that Fucking AI do when I killed him?” he says to himself, as doctors continue to run tests on everything. he winces as one of them removes spinal fluids to run tests, as they scratched a vertibre. ”these “gods” can never finish the job correctly!!! All fraudulent deities, if I say so myself“ He says, as they continue the tests. /rp (Anyone can interact with this)

The Soldier Unit took me awhile to draw

*Well, as one might expect, after Tessa got kidnapped, Alp and her had a..."Reunion", if you can even call it that. So now, they're both at Alperhal and X!Gaster's hideout, Tessa literally chained down in a cage. Although suprisingly, her cage actually seems sorta comfortable. By alperhals standarts atleast...*

(Disclaimer: If there are "" around the text, then its Tessa talking, if not, then Alp.)

*Alp seemed to be just bored out of his mind, literally just playing football with himself by making a speed mirage of himself using his super speed. The score is 0-0, he sucks ass at football. And no, not the american one.*

"So...what do you want?"

Eh?

*Tessa just glares at him, while Alp looks confused*

"Why havent you killed me yet? I doubt you care even a tiny bit about your child, and not like you like tormenting people either."

Boredom. Duh.

*Said like the most obvious thing in the world*

"...Thought the reason you were doing all this is for fun? Why not go and fight your old friends?"

Yes, but the waiting is also boring. Im not going to randomly attack them, getting someone when they're offguard is just boring. Plus, im not dumb enough to let them fight me all at once.

"And how am I supposed to fix your boredom..?"

...Look, gonna be honest I always...well...liked you? I dont mean in a love way. Just, I'd prefer if you werent dead. Unlike everything n everyone else.

*Alp seems almost ashamed of himself for saying that, looking away*

"Well im not going to be some jester for a piece of shit like you...and I know thats a lie."

Come on, you'll die of boredom just sitting there. Atleast talk. Any topic, I dont care.

"Fine...tell me, why do all this? Dont say 'for fun', I mean, if you were going to kill us all along, why did you have to join us first? Why not let us get strong on our own then arrive only to kill us afterwards? Why marry and have children if you found it boring, when you could have went to some other universes to keep killing?"

...Originally was just to make sure that the project was going as intended...but later on I got another reason for it. Yes killing is one of the few rare things that makes me feel ANYTHING anymore...but that doesnt mean its the only one. And being here was something new, and actually entertaining for a while.

"Then why end it?! You found something that wasnt boring for once and ruined it THE MOMENT it was at its best! Why?!"

Part of my deal with X, im a man of my word.

"FUCK your deal and FUCK YOU! Like you havent lied to us this whole time you sick freak!"

Dont be like that. It was going to get boring eventually. Couldnt let myself get too attached to something I was gonna destroy in the end no matter what.

"Tch...What will you when its all over?"

...Keep this cycle of suffering I've caused going, till that also gets boring.

(not rlly smth to interact with, just a cutscene typa thing)

Where am I what is this place?

(Ghost Physco is fucking pissed)

i made pancake, if anyone wants some. I liek pancake.

Sheev: a great many people have fallen….. we have all suffered. but. i came here saying i would help against XGaster and Alperhal. and the way i see it? its not over yet… i am hereby providing KCKenson, with imperial funds in order to regrow stronger then ever. i will also provide supplies, security forces, transports, and more in order to help rebuild what we have lost. along with some labour workers. the funds will start off at 2 trillion credits. should be enough to start you all off. and they can be changed out of other currencies if needed. i will also keep the imperial outpost that i have on the outskirts up and running for now, in case anyone needs shelter. if anyone needs anything else to help rebuild. you need only ask. thank you.

I DO NOT HAVE ZPOREZ ANYMORE!!! I'VE NEVER ZPREAD ZPOREZ IN THIZ COMPANY!!