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I genuinely like her but every time I get an opportunity something happens, first she stole my soul after flirting with me ‘til I liquified, then i actually got a date but I decided it’d be a good idea to have a car battery with an ender pearl, and then I tried to ask her out and ended up getting friend-zoned

And yet now I have a gun that lets me travel the multiverse but I refuse to go through it to find a version of clover willing to go out with me… most likely because the god in charge of my fate doesn’t have a good way for that to work but i shouldn’t be breaking the fourth wall so i just refuse to do it…

And fun fact, besides that one with Bob (that was perfectly platonic) I had before, clover was the first date I ever had

Actually no, I forgot about papyrus but that one was also platonic… and when I tried to make a break with Pink into a date… until Susie f*cked that up… so yeah, the first real date I got was with Clover and it ended very abruptly… garlic bread’s tasty

I googled what a tumblr sexy man is…

So… I’ve a person making art of a fresh OC for me who I might start RPing here when they’re finished, so for now I’m gonna give a sneak peak or whatever it’s called

cheeseee 🧀😋

So, there was a problem in the lounge and Uzi Smith’s… every except her memory got fried… so now she’s going to be using my old drone body for a bit

[Citrus calmly waits outside a generic nice restaurant waiting for Abbie]

I posted about this earlier but my cafe chat has officially been promoted to sub so please join and I can’t remember my original idea so it’s just this

Hello every, my name is Citrus and welcome to the post linking my cafe

Hello hell, my name’s Citrus C Phroot and I would like to invite you to my new inter-dimensional cafe

You guys think this outfit’ll look good for my date with Abbie?

Hey, AS, out of curiosity, are you capable of controlling me since I have the solver?

So…

Citrus is currently carrying a bunch of random stuff and bringing them towards an empty room

Guys, I just got a monkey’s paw from that JcJ guys

Pardon me just randomly saying this but I wish I could go out with clover

Citrus sits in the breakroom fiddling with a random gun

[Citrus frantically looks for Uzi Smith’s file]

[Citrus sits in Evie’s lab mixing together various chemicals into odd green liquids]

(Insert awesome title for Uzi smith and Citrus date)

[Welp, time for Citrus to try dating again]

Quick OOC post before my next one, could someone make Citrus an entry in the KcK wiki