r/Knoxvillecirclejerk

For me it's Calhoun's. I just don't get the hype. It's the view right?

Just battled literal moments of existential dread and impulsive self harm thoughts after dealing with the repercussions of merging onto 275S from Oldham/Woodland. There is a lane closure a few hundred feet after you merge, forcing you to merge TWICE within 20 seconds or so.

Then, those immediately exiting toward 40E (the 40e exit is closed btw)/Henley/summit hill are surprised with another lane closure forcing a third merge.

It wasn’t easy, but I managed to cut off 3 innocent victims today and safely made it to my destination. Not without two separate out-of-control, angry, and reckless interactions following the merges.

I just want to say to the men I’ve emasculated, the lives I’ve ruined today, just within a few thousand feet stretch of road: I’m sorry. I’m sorry you pulled up next to me to rage at me, only to discover that I’m significantly more handsome than you, which probably undermined the authority you were hoping to establish.

I pray you find peace.

Hey guys,

I'm gonna be in Knoxville for 45 minutes at 4am on Tuesday and was wondering if you had any ideas on cool places to check out while I'm in town, maybe some good music venues?

My private jet needs some maintenance work, so unfortunately we had to land in Knoxville. Since I'm stuck here for a couple of days, I figured I might as well have a look around.

I don't really like hanging out with the poors, rednecks, or country people, so I'm looking for something a little more exclusive. Is there anywhere that offers five-star or higher concierge-level service?

I'd also be interested in a private chef who could come to us and cook. I still haven't found an ideal place to stay, either. The hotels I've looked at seem a little ordinary.

Does anyone know if you can reserve the Sunsphere for a private retreat? I'm open to other suggestions as long as they're sufficiently exclusive.

I’ve been a Farragut native for 3 months. Husband works remotely in tech. I drive my Range Rover to the mall most days.

I'm looking for a restaurant that produces a consistently high-quality diarrhea parasite, ideally one that's capable of producing a 7-10 pound weight loss over the course of a week or two. Bonus points if it's locally owned. Before anyone suggests Ozempic, I'd rather support a small business.