r/MARRYTHEHIPPOSTALKERS

Have you actually married Prestigious Pin? - I seriously cannot come up with another reason -

Ask me anything I'm the creator of this sub btw so have fun with your questions :3

We need to target one hippostalker at a time and team up on them to marry them.

~This is a legitimate question~

I also have evidence the founder of this subreddit has a crush on Wemmbu.

https://preview.redd.it/fg6a2pk3vs9h1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=8bfd38fa26034c80ab46f1e8557ba1680dd0c89c

The founder of this subreddit has also mentioned it's not hippostalker. So why tf are you trying to marry all of them?!

We need to capture u/MTF-site19 in order to gain the marriage we all desire.

We must follow him wherever he lurks and then force him to join our cause. He is the pride and joy of u/Hippostalker69. If we take him out love is soon to follow.

We must move quickly

Who's ready for this mission.

When we marry our king I want to go stalking hippos with him and he'll be so proud of all the hippos I stalk 🤭

Does anyone else have any ideas on what to do with him