r/MartialMemes

Novel - 潑刀行

This junior sister happened upon a heavenly jade lotus while wandering the mortal realm today. After consuming it, my cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds and my comprehension of the dao increased considerably.

Fellow daoists, it seems my immortal fate has finally arrived 🙏

I hope they get along

Tbh, the dao of mtl really teaches you some important things, such as_

There's no distinction between genders, you are just a traveler stopping by on this earth, when the time comes, you will continue your journey into the next world.

Numbers are irrelevant, there's no thing such as correct time and date, they were made by humans so that common people will keep worrying about running out of time.

There's a hidden meaning in everything, the dao is ever changing, to understand the meaning you will have to read again and again, cultivating your patience.

Life isn't aboutall about understanding, sometimes you just have to take time out of your busy life to say," wtf is this?”.

These are all this seats findings on the dao of mtl. I invite other fellow daoists to share their insights, so that this seat can go further down the dao of mtl.

I'm sick of Jade Beauties! They are rude even you respect them. They always look on men with merits who also rude. Meanwhile the Pearl Beauties on the other hand doesn't care if your weak as long you respect them and treat them nicely, heck one them invite me in their wooden house and she and her family treated me great hospitality since they see I'm respectful. Any you brothers in Oriental Pearl?

Picture source: https://ph.pinterest.com/pin/330592428877041779/

Offering 1000 high grade spirit stones to whoever can capture it

I don't know which sect developed this cultivation path, but few in the Mortal Realm bear witness of those techniques.

Mine would be Jade Beauties. A 100 Billion Concubines

Example:

Han Jue's (TTP) - Immeasurable Merit Divine Might Heavenly Sage