r/Miraq

Post title pretty much says it all. For context, I'd been living in Denver for the last 6 years, but just moved back home to Miami about 8 months ago. I've lived in a lot of different places - big cities, small towns, etc... Sure, I've gotten bad haircuts before, but they were so cheap, I was never mad about it. I'm never really asking for anything crazy, and 99% any half-decent barber gets it right.

I've gotten a haircut 4 times now since moving back to Miami, and each time, no matter what I tell the barber, they end up giving me the fucking average Cuban Miami teenager Broccoli haircut with a fade. Every time I leave whichever fuckass barbershop I try in Miami (after doing so much research btw), I look like I belong in fucking Kendall. (I actually grew up there but never mind that, you can envision my hair with that description).

Oh, and then they charge me fucking $60. I literally show them a picture of MY HAIR how I want it (after a good cut), and they just give me what haircut they think the generic Miami man wants. I'm literally typing this after getting a haircut that I'm so displeased with that I'm actually buzzing my hair in the morning.

Please tell me I'm not alone in feeling this way lol, the barbers in Miami are fucking doodoo

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UPDATE: I just finished buzzing my hair with a #2 all around because the dickhead at the barber shop fucked me up so bad (after robbing me of $60). I don't look like a balsero anymore, so bless up

So who inna wrong chat my daw bm told him to try yerks that they felt good and to fuck betta n allat now that nigga addicted to that shit i feel like that ho3 wrong even introducing that shit to him but she be it’s just he not mentally strong cuz she was able to stop n haven’t done it in years. I feel like daw a gook but that ho3 buzz even telling kid try that ain’t no friend no ho nobody ever told kid to try yerks we used to clown niggaz growing up n he was been deep inna water around the yerks feel like ho the missing link to my daw being clucked out 😭😣 they both wrong but that ho green even telling her bd try a drug that’s how I see it but lmk yall boys im tryna get to this nigga n help him change

Now that I have your attention. Same rules. Will delete within 24 hours.

I told you the computer ram prices will go up. I told you to get into selling AI. Today I don't have a new money method. I have some truth you need to prepare for.

As expected, Cheeto man has not reopened the Straight. It's not going to be reopened, because Iran and the US make money on high gas prices. This has already made gas prices surge worldwide. But why haven't prices gone up that much in the US you might ask?

They have been draining the strategic reserve this whole time to keep gas prices low.

​Originally it was hitting 4.99 a gallon earlier this year. Some people have been complaining about the "mystery" of watery gas, or gas that seems to burn far more than regular fuel. My truth is that the strategic reserve is pumped with water so it's a lower quality fuel. The past 3 months if you're noticing you're filling your tank more often than not, you are not wrong, they have been buying reserve gas and flooding the streets with it to keep gas at 3.99.

For now, I don't have a money method. I have a warning. STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME AND STOP POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB.

This week you're going to see some shit pop off because the strategic reserve is now at record low levels. There is currently reports that it's at 300 M barrels left. If they drain it to 150M barrels, that gas is going to be garbage and the US will start having free market prices again. You remember $5 gas? This is expected to happen THIS WEEK.

By August, you will see $6.00+ gas and nationwide shortages.

Again STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME AND SAVE YOUR MONEY. Even if the war stopped today, it would take months for the shipping of gas to go back to normal.

STOP GOING TO CLUBS.

STOP BUYING BOTTLE SERVICE.

STOP BUYING THEM HOS AT THE BAR DRINKS.

Do that shit in August if I'm wrong, but right now save your money. Fill your tanks up tomorrow and relax for two weeks.​