I don't want to post a ton and bog down the page with my stuff, so this will be my last Orb Tyrants post until the end of the campaign. I just wanted to show everyone what we have unlocked already! Plenty of time to get in on all this sick action and even unlock some more!

250+ Project followers unlocked a 7-scenario race against the clock campaign stopping the rise of the Lich Tyrant.

7K unlocked a cool plastic ruler, and new Orb Tyrants are being made for it.

10K unlocked 4 more heroes and their matching cards! More meat for the dungeon slaughter! All the cards will have new art on them as well!!!

It's been an absolute blast to write and play this game! Hope to see you over on the Kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neonlordsrpg/orb-tyrants

The FOG OF WORK

The Memo simply said "Fog" on it.

When cast, the fog fills a cubicle sized space, with this effect:
1. Truth mist, makes anyone inhaling it uncomfortably honest.

2. Speeds up work pace by D4 times.

3. Burns off your clothes.

4. Slowly inflates everyone like a balloon.

5. Smells like unicorns.

6. Causes inappropriate hallucinations involving your boss.

>Me and my daughter are doing #morktober together as #ORGTOBER in the world of office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG. Find out more at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

I particularly enjoyed making this when everyone has been drawing these nasty horrible bone marrow drinking concoctions, and we just did an incongruously large vegetable.

ORGTOBER day FOUR: Desk Marrow

Clive didn't come to work today and there's a huge marrow where his desk used to be.

Why don't you care? (d10)

1-4 They don't pay you to care.
5 The marrow is significantly more productive than Clive ever was.
6 Clive used to trim his toenails at his desk. Whatever happened to him, he deserved it.
7 You never bothered to learn Clive's name. Now you never have to.
8 Clive's locker is up for grabs.
9 There shall be marrow for tea.
10 Turns out you know what the green memo with the backwards writing on it does now.

Me and my daughter are doing #morktober together as #ORGTOBER in the world of office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG. Find out more at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

You found this cape.

It was stuffed, randomly, behind a long-abandoned locker in the break room. You put it on, laughing at the incongruous idea of combining a cape with a suit—and yet, the instant you fasten it around your neck, something flows into you. A shimmer of superiority ripples in your very soul: it's clear now: You. Are. Incredible.

You end the day standing victoriously on top of the building, a velvet trail fluttering behind you. You, the protector of the workplace, the hero of the second floor!

In fact, your powers continue to grow; in your heart you know you are capable of so much more. Calmly, serenely, you walk to the edge of the roof, give a winning smile to the crowd of shouting admirers below, and step... off... the... roof...

PCs can put on the cape. Whilst they wear it, they roll twice for any d20 Tests and pick the best result. Each time they do this, they become d10% more convinced that they are, in fact, a superhero.

Their bravery and risk-taking are likely to increase in line with this, at 100% they'll know for sure that they are invincible and indestructible. Sadly though, this will not actually be true, however hard they believe it.

Me and my daughter are doing #morktober together as #ORGTOBER in the world of office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG. Find out more at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

its a goat

The Glyph Of Doom

You can use this typewriter with zero issues...

...until you hit the Glyph of Doom, and then a dark, unworldly unset occurs, and your coffee curdles and all the horrors you fear come to life.

What key triggers the glyph? It changes each day, and there is no way to predict it...

...until it is pressed!

The HRM (GM) secretly chooses a letter. If the PCs use it when typing, trigger a roll on the Misery table in the Ledger of Resource Inhumane.

I'm doing #morktober with my daughter in our silly office hack MÖRK ORG. Find out more about MÖRK ORG at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

#mörkborg
#mörktober
#mörktober2026

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EDIT: Ignore the forehead typo lol

MOUSE CURSE-OR

A mysteriously cursed mouse arrow. Does stuff to ruin your day.

It: (d12)

1. clicks "cancel" when you wanted to click "okay"
2. hides bad stuff in your history
3. orders from your competitors using your corporate credit card
4. retweets things you hate
5. doxxes you
6. doxxes your mum
7. doxxes your boss
8. sends people passive- aggressive emails about how they forgot your birthday. it's not your birthday
9. hacks into the NSA, leaving a trail to you.
10. goes just a bit slower than you move the mouse
11. appears twice. it's not clear which one is the real one
12. hides from you

Find out more about the office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/