r/MurderDronesOfficial

This may start a war, however..

This may start a war, however..

This has been my opinion forever. She is so much more attractive as a proper, not flesh covered drone.

u/TheUnt1tl3d — 8 hours ago

I have a Headcanon that Uzi either has Depression or Suicide Thoughts

It's really Rare that Uzi shows any signs of Suicide but she does show signs of Depression

She shows Depression when she misses her mom (Nori)

She would show Depression when she thought V was dead

And at the end of Episode 7. She kinda shows a bit of acceptance and Depression as she thought she was gonna die

So pretty much Uzi is either going through some shit. Or she is just had enough of everything

u/Perfect_Bobcat6406 — 9 hours ago

I couldn’t stop myself from doing this again.

Author of the drawing with Cyn:

Silent_Platform_9717

I hate Reddit, it won’t let me upload a video with sound properly. I’ll try to fix it later.

u/NOUD10 — 15 hours ago

i want MD trading cards all because im a selfish bastard

i even came up with some ratings.

Uzi Doorman - Solver Drone - 98 rating - Special Move: 'BITE ME!!!'. become a solver drone temporarily (fuckin' OP as fuck)

Cyn/Solver - Solver Drone - 99 rating - Special Move: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THIS. grow tentacles from your back.

Serial Designation N - Disassembly Drone - 97 rating - Special Move: Nanite Acid Tail. Sting someone with your tail and watch as they slowly melt to death.

Serial Designation V - Disassembly Drone - 96 rating - Special Move: Sparky. Team up with your dingo buddy to help you and your team.

Serial Designation J - Disassembly Drone - 95 rating - Special Move: Corporate. JC Jenson products are summoned to your location, whether it be weapons for more damage, oil for more health or pens for better moral.

Tessa James Elliot - Human - 90 rating - Special Move: This is a citizen's murder! Use your revolver to accurately shoot at your opponents to stun them for 3 rounds.

Doll - Solver Drone - 93 rating - Special Move: As they say in Russian... Use metal rods to stab your opponents and immobilize them for 4 rounds.

Lizzy - Worker Drone - 88 rating - Special Move: Say cheese! flash your phone camera to stun your opponent for 3 rounds.

Thad - Worker Drone - 87 rating - Special Move: GO LONG!!! Support your team by sending supplies with your rocket arm.

Khan Doorman - Worker Drone - 89 rating - Special Move: DOOOOR!!! Hold your teams defense by building the sturdinest door Copper-9 has ever seen!

Nori Doorman - Core - 91 rating - Special Move: You're freaking grounded! throw a pickaxe at your opponent's hands to trap them for 2 rounds.

games are turn-style based (hence why i used the word rounds) and at least two players are required for play. game is over when one side's cards are dead.

so ye.

u/dino_snopp — 18 hours ago

Happy birthday to me!

I had to repost because the previous post got taken down for violating Rule 4

Also my birthday is today (May 20th)

u/WRDT-TV_13 — 21 hours ago
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How do You Imagine N First Week of School was Like?

That is my Question

With it being almost the ending of the School year its a good Question

I imagine it took place after the final episode the Music Video & the resent Merchandise video kinda confirmed it do you think he & him Uzi make ou between Classes I do would fun to imagine plus te school kinda small right since N basically well you along with V & J

I really like to see how he fits in considering he. Along with his O Workers made much of the bite the dust you know so unless they have new students to take there place like a waiting list or something because his taller the. Everyone else his probably at the back

You V probably just joined so she can be the popular girl which thanks to her again there ain't much competition

So yeah would be hilarious specially N first day

But thats me what do you think?

u/Money-Lie7814 — 22 hours ago

The power of the absolute solver resonated with his virus.

He is transferring the Absolute Solver to the dead drone. The infected will become violent and attack with overwhelming destructive power.

"If that's what you want, I'll cooperate. Cyn."

#This is a complete "what if" story.#

u/Assaltdrone001 — 14 hours ago

DOLL IS DEAD

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Doll: singing in Russian: "It is good day to be not dead."

Cyntesaa: NOM: "You are dead."

Doll: "I'm dead!"

Cyntessa: CHUCKLES

Khan: congas, " OH! Doll is dead!"

Doll: "Yes. I am dead!"

Khan: "WHY is Doll dead?!"

Cyntessa: "I dunno."

Doll: "I think it was -"

Khan and Cyntessa: "SHH, you are dead!"

Doll: "Ok."

J: "What's up, you toasters? Who's up for a... AH! What in the corporate hell just happened?"

Khan and Cyntessa: " Doll is dead!"

J: "Doll is dead!"

Khan: "Correct!" Cheering

Khan: "So, did you see the murder?"

J and Cyntessa: " No, sorry toaster/mate."

Khan: "I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!"

J and Cyntessa applaud Khan's speech

J: "Ah, well, that's acceptable."

Cyntessa: " I am damn proud right now,"

N: "ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! Doll is dead!"

Khan: "We know."

N: "Who killed him?!"

Khan: "We don't know."

N: "I will find clues!"

*N finds bite marks on Dolls core*

N: "What's this? Bite marks?! That is why Doll is dead!"

Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "Doll is dead?!"

N: "Yes, she died!"

Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "GASP"

Thad * runs over, trampling N in the process* : "INCOMING! Move, move! Move now!" *Kisses Doll's core"

*Doll begins to reform with the power of Thad's love, but then explodes into a shower of oil and drone parts. "

Thad: "In my personal opinion, that Doll is dead!"

J: "Thad, what happened?"

Thad: "My professional opinion? Doll was killed!"

J: "OH corporate"

*Panic ensues*

Thad: "I don't think it's anything to worry about."

J: "Well, now what?"

Uzi: "Clipidy clop motherfucker"

Khan: "OH come on...."

Uzi: "Look at this, Doll is freaking dead." *silence* "What do you think of that?" * more silence*"Ahm..."

Khan: "Yes, yes, Uzi..."

Uzi: "Yeah?"

Khan: "Go home!"

Uzi: " Bite me, freakingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck"

*she leaves the room, but is decapitated by a door in the way out*

Khan: "OK.lets get back to the point"

Doll, somehow back in one piece: " I think Doll is dead"

J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Thad: "Doll is dead?!?!"

Thad: "Uzi, I can help you" * He runs after her, but is also decapitated by the same door

Doll: "OH, seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY"

*V appears, drunk off some gasoline*: " It was me!"

J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Doll: "GASP"

V: "I did it like this:" *blasts J to bits with a missile* "WOOP DEE DOO!" *takes another swig of gasoline* "That's a joke, losers."

Khan, Cyntessa and Doll: "Intense laughter"

V: *takes another swig*: "It was... yo-..(burp) her." *points at Cyntessa*

Cyntessa: "How did you know?"

V: "I didn't. That was a joke too."

Cyn: "insane laughter"

*V suddenly dies exclaiming "I'm ded."*

Cyn: "That's right! It was me!"

Khan: "You monster."

Doll: "But whyyyyy?"

Cyn: "Coz you're FAT girl, and another thing, you're ugly."

*They both argue, while Khan just shrugs

Doll: "CYN!!!"

Cyn: "Ah dammit Doll fuck off. You are dead"

Doll: "NO. U!" *Doll stabs Cyn's core with a dozen knifes, killing her* HAHA. You are dead, not big surprise.

Khan: "Well that was idiotic, of to get back to my doors. Watch and learn-" *gets decapitated by a different door*

Doll: "I am alive. Is nice. Yes this is stupid."

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u/PrinzEugen_noice — 23 hours ago

I hate these two with a burning passion (I'm a J fan)

Anyone else absolutely hate these two because they're the whole reason why I don't rewatch the show and tbh I've been hating for so long it's changed me on a personal level

u/Awkward_Ball_5349 — 1 day ago