please. i'd do basically anything.

i even came up with some ratings.

Uzi Doorman - Solver Drone - 98 rating - Special Move: 'BITE ME!!!'. become a solver drone temporarily (fuckin' OP as fuck)

Cyn/Solver - Solver Drone - 99 rating - Special Move: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THIS. grow tentacles from your back.

Serial Designation N - Disassembly Drone - 97 rating - Special Move: Nanite Acid Tail. Sting someone with your tail and watch as they slowly melt to death.

Serial Designation V - Disassembly Drone - 96 rating - Special Move: Sparky. Team up with your dingo buddy to help you and your team.

Serial Designation J - Disassembly Drone - 95 rating - Special Move: Corporate. JC Jenson products are summoned to your location, whether it be weapons for more damage, oil for more health or pens for better moral.

Tessa James Elliot - Human - 90 rating - Special Move: This is a citizen's murder! Use your revolver to accurately shoot at your opponents to stun them for 3 rounds.

Doll - Solver Drone - 93 rating - Special Move: As they say in Russian... Use metal rods to stab your opponents and immobilize them for 4 rounds.

Lizzy - Worker Drone - 88 rating - Special Move: Say cheese! flash your phone camera to stun your opponent for 3 rounds.

Thad - Worker Drone - 87 rating - Special Move: GO LONG!!! Support your team by sending supplies with your rocket arm.

Khan Doorman - Worker Drone - 89 rating - Special Move: DOOOOR!!! Hold your teams defense by building the sturdinest door Copper-9 has ever seen!

Nori Doorman - Core - 91 rating - Special Move: You're freaking grounded! throw a pickaxe at your opponent's hands to trap them for 2 rounds.

games are turn-style based (hence why i used the word rounds) and at least two players are required for play. game is over when one side's cards are dead.

so ye.

apparently, when my dad was 3, he was ran over by a car in hong kong.

so that's why that huge bump on his balding head happened.

why did it take me 16 years to ask that?

i have a sore throat rn.

i wanna die.

also i have to do a mile today for my P.E. final.

in 94 degree weather.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if anything, this planet is going through phase 1 of an ice age.

copper-9 i mean, not earth. im not a climate change denier because climate change deniers get negative rizz.

i love them all.

(ignore the u-dub scarf, just look at my star wars blanket i've kept since i was 4)

it's my personal headcanon that nori's genetic code makes her a naturally gifted guitar player.

and it was passed down to uzi.

she was born next to a nuclear power plant, has an iq of 2, and got hit in the head with several rocks as a child

i take one fucking day off because i woke up on the fucking wrong side of the fucking bed and now hq is fucking destroyed, ivan fucking left and the fucking turk is doing fucking turk stuff.

fucking.

don't worry cyn, it's all natural

she looks hungry.

for my skin.

"😋🙏" -cyn

she looks like she would break into real madrid's training complex and suddenly, all of real madrid's problems this season would be solved.

...who am i kidding, no one can save real madrid's season, with that dictator at the helm.

O^O

it's better than chicken and rice at least

not the "is this seat taken?", the "MOVE FATASS HOE".

not a bad thing, tho. it's just that it's hard for me to catch up with the arc with my phone getting no service.

man, i wish i could roleplay. well at least be good at roleplaying. and often.

also im still alive

i hope that if i marry (like in real life) my spouse will just watch bluey with me.

or just has ADHD. that too.

yes i watch old vines.

it's at least better than my tiktok fyp.