r/Nagel_Und_Hammer

so I just joined N Corp (Kromer kidnapped me) and uhm.. i rlly like her and look up to her and I care about her, she has made me kill several prosthetic users and made fun of me when I cried after but I still like her! do y’all think she likes or cares about me, too? can anyone ask her “hey what do u think of Nikos” plsplspls

EDIT: So I just talked to her (THANKFULLY SHE DIDNT SEE THIS POST CUZ SHE DOESNT HAVE REDDIT) and she made me her assistant now???? Oh my god I’m winning. Maybe she does care about me!!!!

Been a slow day, but yea I'm alive

I was able to make more progress on some more dr stone ahhh type shit, but yea so far everything is going fine

Try to teleport stuff like golden bough, or at least food, I've only been eating cola and infinite pizza the entire time

Hello members of nagel und hammer. While repeatedly visiting the middle based universe for... Normal reasons... I finally found a way to make flaming hammers and flaming nails... Well more accurately, explosive

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The forged hammer: A hammer I made. A huge hammer, with a black steel with high heat resistance. Whenever it hits something, it powers up a fuel gauge. If you press a button on the handle, it will open the main plating of the hammer, making it that the next strike will cause an explosion via the fuel. Be warned that it is not advised that any light rookies use this at all, as it could cause you to accidentally explode yourself away due to recoil. And anyone light needs to have good amounts of combat experience so they could possibly use the recoil to their advantage (like rocket jumping or smth)

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The forged nail: I tried to make flaming nail bullets but the technology needed something bigger, so I turned it into a weapon like kromers! Bassicly works the same as the hammer, but with impales instead of hits, and the explosion is a bit delayed so you impale, then explode a second later. The same advise follows here

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Anyone who wants to try this out will also get a forged armor set, which is like the normal armor set for Mittelhammer, but more resistant to explosions. If this goes well, a new type of inquisitor may get created, the Geschmiedeterhammer

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For now, I'm also sending this stuff to kromer herself so she can try it, and guido, and mauersalt since he is also here now

Ok, so while brainstorming, I came up with an idea, inspired by all the reality bullshit that goes on in the SCP foundation

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You know the golden bough, And how they grant desires and some shit like that? Ok, so hear me out here

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IMMA MAKE A GODDAM LASER CANNON, FUELED BY THE GOLDEN BOUGH, TO ERADICATE THE CHURCHES EXISTENCE FROM THE UNIVERSE. While we are not sure if it is even possible (yes a golden bough was used to erase ######## from a multiverse, so erasing one group from one universe should be easier, but remind me, how would we know that?), that's why I also plan to use scp-914 to upgrade it. In this mirror world of the SCP foundation, known as oh death, everyone in there is FUCKING DEAD, but the source is gone, if it's an entity it's not there, and if it's a virus it no longer has any way to spread since everything is dead, so it should be easy to just find scp-914, since it's a machine, and not alive

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However, since this plan is easily more unhinged then those fuckers in the church, I'll ask for permission first, so do I? Shall this plan be a thing, will it not, or will it be a plan B? Please approve, I WANT TO SEE IF THIS WORKS, plus could also be used to erase the GOC if needed

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Oh, and before you ask, the creation of this amazing weapon of war, and it's storage will be within this mirror world of death, untouchable by our cities rules, since it's the scps territory technically, not theirs, then trying to fight us would risk war with the SCP foundation, even if they try to avoid it mostly, while fair to avoid, it's out of Paranoia, since the source of their death is gone. Plus does the city even know of "oh death?"

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And it's not like the SCP foundation would try to stop us anyways, we are removing 2 sources of their problems with ease without much mess, and at the same time showing why oh death is safer then they expect, either way they will side with us if they find out if we explain the positives

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This is too much of a perfect plan to simply ignore, the perfect way to end the war with no aftermath to worry, a new weapon untouchable by the rules of the city all because of the fear of the location, and the fact it's outside of their control and likely outside of their awareness, and a possible friendship with the foundation, don't you see how useful this is, we have the chance to become the stronger then every finger combined in power and friendships, I don't want to miss out on it... And I hope y'all don't want that either