r/NextBestBro

Hey bros, 26m straight Midwest here into gym, watching sports, reading, travel, going out, learning new things, guy stuff, etc.

Young professional, college grad, looking for new bros to connect with who have similar interests. I don’t snap often so sorry in advance.

Tell me a little bit about yourself too. Down to make chill bros, shoot the shit and see what happens, hopefully a solid friendship and bromance.

Looking forward to meeting you guys, thanks!

Just a guy who loves life. Happy to talk about anything and everything. Hit me up!

I love music, concerts, traveling, movies, and animals. How about yourself.

I would love for you to say hello if you have an interesting story to tell. A face pic would be important so I know who I am speaking with - happy to also send one. Let’s make this easy.

A little ice breaker: two of these are completely false. The other eight are things I’ve actually done, survived, or somehow lived to tell the tale.

1. ⁠I’ve been to more than 50 countries — and apparently still haven’t learned to stay home for holidays.
2. ⁠I’ve been to more than 100 live concerts — because apparently one concert is never enough.
3. ⁠I’ve appeared in a movie — Hollywood, unfortunately, has not called since.
4. ⁠I’ve dived with great white sharks — voluntarily putting myself on the menu.
5. ⁠I’ve swum with whales — thankfully, none decided to swallow me.
6. ⁠I’ve been bitten and injured by a dog — a reminder that not every dog thinks I’m a good person.
7. ⁠I’ve been charged by an elephant — and discovered that “stand your ground” is great wildlife advice.
8. ⁠I’ve been licked by a giraffe — surprisingly, giraffe tongues are not as cute as they sound.
9. ⁠I’ve been nibbled by a lion — because apparently getting close enough for a photo wasn’t adventurous enough.
10. ⁠I’ve been swiped by a bull — and lived to add it to my list of questionable life decisions.

So… which two are the lies? And, more importantly, what does that say about the other eight?