▲ 2 r/NextBestBro
35 M Melbourne (in EU now)
Just a guy who loves life. Happy to talk about anything and everything. Hit me up!
I love music, concerts, traveling, movies, and animals. How about yourself.
I would love for you to say hello if you have an interesting story to tell. A face pic would be important so I know who I am speaking with - happy to also send one. Let’s make this easy.
A little ice breaker: two of these are completely false. The other eight are things I’ve actually done, survived, or somehow lived to tell the tale.
- I’ve been to more than 50 countries — and apparently still haven’t learned to stay home for holidays.
- I’ve been to more than 100 live concerts — because apparently one concert is never enough.
- I’ve appeared in a movie — Hollywood, unfortunately, has not called since.
- I’ve dived with great white sharks — voluntarily putting myself on the menu.
- I’ve swum with whales — thankfully, none decided to swallow me.
- I’ve been bitten and injured by a dog — a reminder that not every dog thinks I’m a good person.
- I’ve been charged by an elephant — and discovered that “stand your ground” is great wildlife advice.
- I’ve been licked by a giraffe — surprisingly, giraffe tongues are not as cute as they sound.
- I’ve been nibbled by a lion — because apparently getting close enough for a photo wasn’t adventurous enough.
- I’ve been swiped by a bull — and lived to add it to my list of questionable life decisions.
So… which two are the lies? And, more importantly, what does that say about the other eight?
u/GoodVibesOnlyAlways — 9 days ago