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Image 1 — It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing.
Image 2 — It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing.
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It was supposed to be funny, but instead it ended up being disturbing.

1. Torturing a decent couple (Home Sweet Home Alone) – In this remake, the kid tries to defend his home from intruders, like in the usual Home Alone films. However, unlike the original movie, where the intruders are actual criminals trying to rob the house and attempted to harm a child several times, here they are a sympathetic, desperate couple trying to retrieve their stolen property so they can afford to keep their house. They are basically decent people, so watching them being tortured (and some of the methods are quite extreme) is far more painful and not funny even in the slightest. It also doesn’t help that the kid in this movie is a massive brat, and some of the reactions from the couple feel more realistic.

2. Foxy getting lobotomized (Chicken Little) – This is one of the most infamous cases of this and the karmic overkill trope. During an alien attack on Earth, she gets kidnapped and lobotomized by them, and her entire personality is rewritten from a nasty tomboy into a giggling girly girl. When the aliens are appeased and prepare to depart Earth, they offer to change her mind back, but one of Chicken’s friends, Runt, refuses, saying they like her better this way, and then he begins dating her. This is all treated lightheartedly as comeuppance for her bullying, but in reality, it is quite horrifying.

u/Daniilsa209 — 2 days ago

Saints well represented amongst The Rugby Awards 2026 nominations

Freeman Nominated for Prem player of the year and England player of the year

McParland and Todaro for breakthrough player

Dows for DOR of the year

Tom James for community player of the year

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u/smooothsides — 1 day ago

Saints - Bears player rating results

The results spreadsheet has once again been updated. Before i start the rating analysis a bit of a moan that's also a fun stat: Something I saw a lot of bristol fans blaming was their small squad and injuries meaning that their players played more minutes and so were just tired. I thought that sounded like a load of nonsense so I had a look at the minutes played by the starting 15's and Bristol had 18,083 minutes, Saints had 17,123. That's a difference of 960 minutes or 64 minutes per player, which really isn't enough to explain shipping 60 points in a half.

This was definitely more interesting to pull together than the last one, and unsuprisingly there's a few records being set for the highest overall ratings.

47 responses which is a new record too, there's always more when Saints win.

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Archie McParland (31) wins Man of the Match with the most votes ever for a man of the match, with a single vote more than Freeman against Bath 2 weeks ago, it's also the biggest margin of victory (25 votes more than the closest competitior).

Alex Coles (6) is in second on his return from injury whilst Hendy's 4 tries is only good enough for third place.

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Every player got at least 1 score of 10, which seems overly generous but i'm not filtering them out because the team scored 94 points so it would be too hash.

McParland also had the highest overall rating (9.59), beating Hendy's previous record of 9.44 off the bench against sarries in the cup. Coles also averaged 9.00. These are only the third and fourth average scores of 9 or more 9, the other being Callum Chick against Sale away.

Every starting back averaged over than 8, with Furbank the lowest (8.41)

It wasn't a great game for big locks, with Ed Prowse the lowest starter (7.11) and JJ Van der Mescht (6.87) the lowest rating overall.

https://preview.redd.it/u9ec75n5pv1h1.png?width=1730&format=png&auto=webp&s=16250ba320c97f57bf10e70787b874fb9fddb7f1

Moment of the match goes the Freeman's break from the charge down, leading to McParlands try

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u/smooothsides — 4 days ago

Archie Appreciation

I remember at the start of the season there were a few question marks even about his performances, things weren't quite clicking for him and there was some questionable decision making and the like.

But without a doubt ever since just before Christmas at the latest, he has been absolutely on fire and I honestly feel has shined in every appearance. So fantastic to have a player of his quality showing his game, in our squad, and pushing Mitchell in the squad and providing some competition is never a bad thing.

Well played today Archie, you were *Brilliant*!

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u/maryland_cookies — 7 days ago

Among 111 forwards to have played 400+ mins in the Prem, Pollock is top for carries, metres and line-breaks per 80. Third for both defenders beaten and turnovers won per 80.

Via Opta Jonny.

Focus piece from Charlie Morgan on The Times

"Piece on Henry Pollock. A lot of his stats have improved. He’s conceding fewer pens. That’s so impressive given extra scrutiny (and hostility). Just think he’s got to keep the main thing the main thing."

https://www.thetimes.com/sport/rugby-union/article/henry-pollock-northampton-saints-phil-dowson-7lxngrp8t

u/ScrumNause24 — 8 days ago

Updated scorers list (all comps)

I will update the list weekly, as it’s interesting to keep track of who is scoring the most for us

Tommy Freeman (17)

George Hendy (15)

Archie McParland (13)

Ollie Sleighthome (10)

Henry Pollock (10)

Edoardo Todaro (10)

Alex Coles (8)

Josh Kemeny (6)

Tom Litchfield (6)

Tom Pearson (6)

Callum Chick (5)

George Furbank (5)

James Ramm (5)

JJ Van Der Mescht (5)

Danilo Fischetti (4)

Rory Hutchinson (4)

Alex Mitchell (4)

Fin Smith (4)

Anthony Belleau (3)

Fraser Dingwall (3)

Toby Thame (3)

Amena Caqusau (2)

Sam Graham (2)

James Pater (2)

Charlie Ulcoq (2)

Craig Wright (2)

Fyn Brown (1)

Luke Green (1)

Tom James (1)

Curtis Langdon (1)

Tom Lockett (1)

James Martin (1)

Chunya Munga (1)

Tom Rowe (1)

Oliver Scola (1)

Robbie Smith (1)

Henry Walker (1)

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u/Bermanator-Turkey127 — 7 days ago