r/OCPoetryFree

Can you believe that bitch?

“Oh my Goddess

Tacky, look at their brain

It's so big”

“They look like

one of those Dad rock guys' girlfriends

But, you know

Who understands those grunge guys?

They only talk to them because

they look like a total librarian, okay”

“I mean their brain

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so articulated

It's like, out there

I mean, it's like soft tofu

Look, there’s so much grey matter”

I like big brains and I cannot lie

You other players can't deny

That when a queen walks in with reading glasses

and a hemispherical cerebellum in your face

I get so nerdy

Wanna crack that spine like a book

'Cause you notice that brain

is stuffed with wisdom

Deep in the grooves of medulla oblongata

I just wanna neural network you til morning

I'm hooked and I can't stop learning

…

Don’t play dumb

Don't sit and look pretty

Who wants to be a trophy

When you can be a wild animal

Scream and shout

Let all your demons out

Underneath your skin

is a world-weary soul

and a brain that won't quit

Turning the world on

and getting me off

on our next literary adventure

Your breast size

is not your brain size

Intelligence is sexy

Nothing kills the mood quicker

than a dicktator

On a dark and stormy night

Clad in something besides underwear

Alone, lights out, phone dead

because of climate crisis

If you ever get chased by a killer

Don’t run up those stairs

Just to get pushed off the roof

Don’t sink to the basement

to get preserved like peaches in formaldehyde

Run to the low rider out front

Engine running and hydraulics flowing

Make the wheels spin and the bass drop

as you run over the freak

then reverse that beast

and speed bump that shit

Fuck beautiful!

Appease me

compliment my brain