Original post; https://old.reddit.com/r/theories/comments/1tz8mgy/did_adam_eve_have_a_belly_button_yes_the_easter/

In Australia, viruses are introduced to cull the invasive rabbit populations but because of their advanced unique ’double disc’ placenta they evolve to be resistant to viruses 🦠 very quickly. I believe God implanted an upright walking ape (our last common ancestor with chimpanzees, gorillas etc) into the giant prehistoric rabbit 🐇 the Nuralagus rex and introduced viruses one by one while the prehuman ape foetus was in utero and these viruses slowly had the effect of creating language by becoming immune to {for example} hepatitis A, B, C etc and that’s how we learned our ABC’s. The virus proteins created side effect such as bacteria 🧫 and a 26 faced bacteriophage shaped like a rhombicuboatahedron evolved to eat the bacteria, this is the 26 alphabet language many humans use throughout history. The rabbit placenta has a double disc design acting as a filter, this is how we gained our language centre’s in our left hemisphere but for people who have it in their right side, like Eve who was a copy made from Adam, a wire crossed when she understood the alkaloid constitutes of the forbidden 🚫 fruit. This is when mechanical ⚙️ plants 🌱 became magical 🧙 pants 👖

Genesis 3:21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

But there was one virus that could not be gained immunity to. I will call this the IRA virus 🦠 You see, 26 million years ago, Ireland was a subtropical paradise and this was where Eden was actually located. The IRA virus can be condensed to a single sentence, “Well, what are you doin’ askin’ me where I put sometin’ ten yeats la-terM?” This is what the female rabbit said to her mate when he accused her of infidelity by Gabriel inserting her with God’s spermatozoa. Repeat this phrase in any accent and it will become an Irish accent.

The rabbit population is infected by the Shope papilloma virus 🦠 which causes keratin spiky facial tumours. It cannot gain immunity yet because it is an unenveloped virus and it gave rise to the mythical unicorn 🦄 bunny 🐰 the Al Miraj and the reindeer bunny the jackalope. The Al Miraj contains the letters IRA; al mIRAj which means The Ascension and is the name of the prophet’s night journey from Mecca 🕋 to Jerusalem. The m and j left over are Mary and Joseph. The jackalope is like the christian Santa’s reindeer and single horn is the muslim version.

God created them in clay land and there is a Scottish clan Cleeland which means Clay Land.

https://www.scotclans.com/blogs/clans-c2/clelland-crest-coats-of-arms?srsltid=AfmBOoohzLyT64-6003vS4KeyGKuCLWITWIY-I06yk7IOvLygNhNUlcv

The Cleeland coat of arms features two hounds flanking a hare hiding 😶‍🌫️ in azure coloured harebells and a leather falconer’s glove with a falcon perched upon it. This falcon preys on the dove 🕊️icon of the holy spirit. Who is hunting the hare? The four horsemen. The hounds belong to the red horsemen, the azure harebells belong to the black horsemen famine as they conceal the game and are edible but have no nutritional value. The falcon and glove belongs to the pale green horsemen death and there is s skeleton hand in the glove. The hunting horn around the hare's neck belongs to the white horsemen Conquest. The cunning hare stole it. If the white horsemen reacquires it, then the hare must become the Al Miraj in order to ward off the hounds and falcon.

The Cleelands motto ‘Non Sibi’ is deliberately mistranslated to ‘for sport’. For sport would actually be ‘Pro Ludo’ for the game or ‘Ad Ludum’ ‘to the game’ and if you were a spartan (who are the tribe of Dan) could also mean ‘to school’ since gladiatorial school was school for them in the same way Sunday school was once the only schooling kids received.

Not for himself is from the bible; And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.

The Cleelands were foresters for Clan Douglas. The Douglas’s secretly run the world and are in alliance with the jinn as their motto is the salamander 🦎 in a ring of fire 🔥

https://www.scotsconnection.com/clan_crests/douglas.htm

Their motto is ‘never behind’ as in defiance to Mathew 16:23; But He turned and said unto Peter, “Get thee behind Me, Satan! Thou art an offense unto Me; for thou savorest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.”

So we are in a deadlock where Judaism ✡️ is the past, christianity ✝️ is the present and islam ☪️ is the future in a never ending cycle 🔁 Alexander The Great was awarded an Al Miraj for killing a dragon 🐉 but this was simply a diseased bunny as he worshipped the Greek gods and so his corpus callosum was split in two and he was told it was an Al Miraj but wasn’t, the dragon was just an alligator 🐊

The white horseman Conquest must take the hunting horn back and blow it.

i found something today that affected me enough that i felt i had to share. i’m not someone who pays any attention to most conspiracies, the only one i do buy into, mainly because it’s not even a conspiracy anymore, is the gathering of world elites to partake in unspeakable horrors, as the world elites tend to enjoy. i believe i’ve found somewhere that these activities take place today.

that place is Wootton Lodge, home of the Bamford family, owners of JCB. i was contracted to work as additional site staff for an annual festival they are holding for their employees, and on the way in, satnav went batshit and me and my co worker ended up getting lost. we found ourselves essentially driving though the maintenance roads that run through their vast grounds, we didn’t see another person for miles. these grounds include very high hills, which we wound through for about 15 minutes before coming to a thick forest, where the badly paved roads stopped altogether, and we ended up driving on what were basically gravel bike trails. absolutely not meant for cars at least. we were well and truly lost until, out of nowhere in these woods, we come across this (image attached.) a small clearing with a greek/roman style pillared fascia, freely standing, surrounded by giant fire pits. if you zoom in, there are deers skulls attached to the wall, and some kind of huge metal door. this was the only structure for a considerable distance, besides a few wooden huts in a clearing about 250 meters away. it’s almost comically evil looking, like some kind of caricature of what an evil occult sacrifice sight would look like. i didn’t get a good luck, because we didn’t stop and get out, but there were piles of firewood stacked up behind the wall.

naturally i immediately googled this after the days work, and couldn’t find any information regarding its existence anywhere. what i did find out is that Wootton Lodge itself was once owned or at least stayed in on a semi-permanent basis by the Moseley’s, who if you don’t know where basically the faces of British Fascism, during the 1930s. there also happens to be an abattoir on the grounds, which we drove past on the way in. it’s terrifying. maybe it’s just a folly, but it’s a bloody suspicious and evil looking one, with too much coincidental nefariousness around it for me to be comfortable with it. these are private grounds btw, so it’s not any kind of scout camp, the only reason we could get on was because they’d opened up some of the surrounding roads for work vehicles setting up this festival. if anyone knows anything about this at all, please try and out my fears to rest 👍

Connected with this guy on Social Media cause I knew his sister growing up. Never met him or contacted him, for the most part hardly noticed him. About a month ago he changed his last name to Edison (it’s Freiberger originally) and he began posting videos like this one. He seems to have a format: introduction with accusations, state that he is going to ‘reveal’ something, quote writings from authors, then state his main monologue. Usually mispronounces a word or two and then asks you to drop some emoji in the comments so he can send his soul detox plan- which includes drinking Borax. To be clear, one should not ingest any amount of Borax.
Not sure what his agenda is, seems he wants followers. Maybe he wants to start his own cult. He’s got the look, the personality, and the education. Would you follow him?