r/OverwatchQueens

a list of things i want/need roadhog to do to me

- hook me to pull me into his sweaty armpits

- hook me so hard im knocked onto the ground after bumping into his big greasy belly

- step on my face with his dirty boots and forces me to bite down on them as gripping so he can pull them off

- pry open my mouth with his smelly toes before he spits in my mouth

- unbuckle his pants and piss on my face

- make me suckle on his cock like a nursing baby

- make me lick his dick cheese

- saw off my dicklet with his hook then fuck the wound from where it used to be

- cum in the wound

- get me pregnant with radioactive hog piglets

- get me addicted to hogdrogen so im completley dependent on him

- lock me in a dirty pig pen for the rest of my life

- etcetera

I like to imagine Emre is my charismatic extended relative who I don't really know but he has taken an interest towards me after we met during a family gathering. He drives me to school, buys me treats and tries to get closer to me but I'm still really shy and stupid so I just stay shut off. One day he comes with a bag in his hand like he's been out shopping somewhere, I assume he's just bringing me gifts again for some reason. But this time he pulls out a tube of lipstick and a bunch of other trinkets which catches my attention as something feels unusual this time. He'd say something like "Guess what I have in my hand :)" "Let's try it on!" and pulls me closer but when I realize it's lipstick I get hesitant but he doesn't stop, instead he uses his body force to pin me down and starts doing the type of speech people do when they're talking to babies, just telling me to try it and that I'm going to like it / it's not that bad. I eventually give in because he's sitting on top of me and I'm clearly going nowhere with this so I decide I agree just to get it over with. He starts putting the lipstick on my lips and all these other weird things on my face, all the while talking about how cute I look with it on, then starts undressing me to put on this pink frilly dress he grabs out of the bag. At the end he puts a bow on my head and says I look perfect, at this point I'm finally allowed to look in the mirror and I am beyond mortified and flustered at what he's turned me into. He then says "Let's go now 😄" and starts walking towards the door, I refuse to go outside like this so he decides it's easier to pick me up and throw me over his shoulder and keeps walking until he traps me inside the car. I have no idea where he's trying to take me but during the whole drive he whispers sweet nothings to me (I'd be in the backseat staring out the window) and is all cheery. When the car stops I see we have arrived to a carnival and I'm still mortified as I refuse to be seen like this. He tries getting me out of the car but I start bunny kicking my feet at him, I only come out once he lures me out with the promise of getting me the expensive video game I've been wanting for awhile. At the carnival I actually end up having a great time once I get over my embarrassment. During one of the games the person behind the booth asks him if he's with his kid and he says no, but that he's with his niece which caught my attention but the person behind the booth didn't seem phased or anything so I act like everything's normal not to attract too much attention (I did not plan out to write this much sorry for lack of detail my brain is fried right now) some of the key moments would be him holding me up or carrying me on his shoulders because I'm too tired to walk; Afterwards he takes me to a movie theater and I'd get to sit on top of his lap the whole time. Once he decides it's time to call it a day and go home he plaps me once we get home and then talks about how much he'd love to have the whole day all over again and kisses me on the forehead and whispers about how much of a good kitty I've been, and then runs a hot bath and removes any hint of makeup so my mom doesn't notice. After he tucks me in bed and gives me kisses I ask him why he called me his niece because I'm not a girl and he says "What are you talking about? That doesn't make any sense... Shhh you've had a long day and need some rest"

Maybe he would blackmail me for more sex later by threatening to send pictures of me dressed like that to my mother but I would prefer he does not do that as he thinks it'd make me associate dressing up all girly with negative emotions

I also imagine I'd be a socially recluse 17 year old sorry I just can't imagine being a whole grown ass adult in the scenario 😭

Mines honzo 😍

I’m liking the upgrade ngl 😍😍😍

I drew some symweaver fan art. I spent 4 1/2 hours on this

Comment your fave dps & support :3

Was scrolling YouTube shorts when I came across this afk journey ad which IMMEDIATELY caught my attention because I instantly recognized that this was Juno’s highlight intro. I also feel like by the way it looks it’s AI… which is crazy because the “YouTuber” guy in the AD was praising afk journey for “having a handcrafted feel to it in this world of AI”. I wanna know your guys opinion on this cause I’m curious like is this suable?? I was gonna post this to the main sub but since it’s Juno’s highlight intro thought I would post it here first.

Dude I wish overwatch gave actual chances to like get coins from doing xp stuff and leveling up not just the battle pass cause not everyone can make or get money. Yeah I sound like a chud complaining but I wish stuff was easier to get cause the new Mizuki skin is like my dream skin and I will not be able to get it

(idea shamelessly stolen from u/miss_pyrrhus and here's the original post. CW for some kink talk and a bunch of sex talk. https://www.reddit.com/r/OverwatchQueens/comments/1ujti03/rate_my_taste_how_i_would_respond_if_they_asked/?share_id=TEChx_CJZvDj1x18PGKT9&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 )

NOW HEAR ME OUT
(I know I'm a problematic bitch. You ain't gotta tell me.)

The crushes:
Cassidy: He's gonna take me to a texmex place and we're gonna drink a little too much. Once he's sloppy he's gonna pay me some compliments that are FORSURE not okay for a family restaurant, but it'll be hella late so we'll be one of the last few groups at the restaurant anyways. We're gonna get back to his place, gonna crash on the couch, and fall asleep watching a western while cuddling.
Dva: Cutie Pie, would kiss, arcade date would be cute, and I fully accept I'm getting my ass beat in every game. We're gonna vibe at her place and she's gonna pretend to be humble about the trophy collection until I start asking question, at which point her dorky ass will give me SUCH an explanation about the story behind every single one of them.
Lucio: Vibes king. He's rocking up with a playlist for our date which we will listen to on the way to the clurb. The vibes will be there when we walk in the door, and he'll introduce me to SO many cool people. If it ain't a good match, he'll still play matchmaker and set me up with a hottie that will match my energy.
Mei: She cute, she got some repressed trauma but in a way where she's probably in therapy rn and will open up when the time is right. She's dorky, she makes puns, STEM work so she'll grab the check before I can look. When we get home, she's gonna be a TOP tier cuddler, and if I comment it's a little warm she's gonna crank the world's best AC so I can snuggle her tighter.
Pharah: Yeah, this one's a horny pick. Buff butch lesbian. I knowwwwww, she's kinda a cop and that's an L, but sometimes I gotta be shallow. Sorry babes, I'm willing to be problematic for this one.
Symmetra: She's gonna arrive precisely five minutes before scheduled. I'm gonna arrive a couple minutes early, she's gonna check her watch, and she's gonna nod and say "acceptable". We're gonna rock up to an upscale restaurant, for which she made reservations, and we're gonna have a lovely evening with a productive, yet fascinating conversation.
Tracer: A power bottom lesbian to the degree where I could not pin her down while trying to top. We love a loud lesbian, that this is a lesbian who is L O U D. As far as going out goes, this is gonna be a roller skating date. She's gonna skate CIRCLES around me and honestly? It's gonna be insanely cute and we love that for her.
Zarya: Now I'm no gym girly, but by god I am down for the gym with this one. I ain't gotta be lifting. I WILL be the one getting lifted. We're gonna head home, I'm gonna put on my cute little apron and get in the kitchen, and I'm gonna make her a nutritionally balanced dinner. She's gonna put her big arm around my shoulders while we're eating and it's gonna make me feel SO teeny tiny.
Ana: Yeah, that's a service top. She's old, but she's spry as fuck, and I guarantee she's gonna be a surprise. She's also just a cutie. I'm arriving and she's giving me some cookies she baked in advance. Maybe a bouquet of flowers that she grew herself.
Brigitte: I am a girly who loves being a poser - I wear a bunch of car-related hats yet do not understand how an engine works. This is so a hot mechanic gal can explain car stuff to me like I'm really dumb, ideally while covered in grime from working on her latest project. Brig is a gal that I could NEVER be normal around, and I am VERY disrespectfully staring.
Baptise: The best long term of them all. This man is a sweetie. This man has a past that he's comfy with because he is a THERAPY KING. This man is gonna overhear me complaining about a minor inconvenience and build me a cute little robot to solve that problem. My ass is putting a RING on it on the first date, and he's gonna gently laugh, turn me down, and say he wants to date someone a few years beore marriage but that he's down to go out again and build something.
Ramattra: We love an activist, and Ramattra is SO an activist. This is the kind of bad bitch that is gonna invite me to a protest for our date and get arrested for throwing back a tear gas canister. For some people, this is Trauma Tier. For me, this is Smooching Tier.
Lifeweaver: He is SO flirty, and I love that so much for him. We're gonna go to a lowkey club and by the end of it we're getting invited to the orgy. He's gonna look to me to gauge my comfort, and we're gonna go to that orgy and have a lovely time. This is a man who eats a lot of fiber for more than nutritional reasons.
Venture: SUCH a sweetie. We're gonna go for a nature walk and they're gonna tell me everything I never knew about EVERY rock formation, and it's gonna be such a vibe. At the end of our hike they're gonna give me a rock they spotted but didn't mention, tell me how it reminds them of me, and I'm gonna be a blushing mess by the end of that explanation. PLUS, big loose jacket that they would SO put around my shoulders if it's a little too chilly on the hike.
Hazard: WE LOVE AN ACTIVIST. Very similar case to Ramattra, with the critical addition of body mods being insanely hot. He's gonna introduce me to the polycule and we're gonna have a board game night, and that shit's gonna have me SMITTEN.
Anran: This one is a student body president, captain of the team, overachiever supreme, and absolutely hotter than me. THAT SAID, she's gonna be the kind of partner that pushes you to pursue yours goals and has the connections to get you where you wanna be. She's not gonna be a short, fun fling. She's obviously gonna keep the fire of the relationship there, but she's also in this one for the long haul.

The dateables:
Genji: Now this IS a therapy king, and I AM a hypocrite for liking Hazard and Ram but having hesitation here, but I just do NOT know how much I'm gonna enjoy smooching him. The scars are hot, but the metal lower lip might be a temperature difference from the upper lip that I just can't get down with. THIS IS NOT a condemnation of Genji, this is 100% a consideration for a texture/temp thing that my autistic ass can't fuck with.
Mercy: She's gonna be sweet, she's gonna be diligent, she's gonna be caring, but I feel like scheduling the date is gonna be set for a 45 minute time slot in two to three business months. More than any other character, I feel like she's just not gonna have time, and my ass is too clingy for that.
Rein: He's hot! Don't get me wrong, he's very hot. I just don't know that it'll quite be a good fit. I would love to go on a date at the dance club, but I just don't see it being something I keep coming back for. It might be a scent thing (I am a bitch with a scent kink) where I just feel like he wouldn't be the right fit.
Zen: The therapy king, but in a way where I'm gonna bitch about something and he's gonna start breaking that one down. Love you, babe, but sometimes it isn't that deep. I am NOT capable to telling the waiter I asked for no pickles, and there's no chance Zen would be the one standing up for me.
Echo: I considered putting her in a consent tier, but I settled here since she is TECHNICALLY a clone of a 40 year old (I think). She'd be a cute date, but I'm gonna struggle to read her. I'm gonna think I'm boring her but it's just gonna be that she isn't super expressive. I need that feedback, even if it isn't super obvious. The date will be nice, but I'm gonna be kicking myself afterwards trying to figure out if she was into it.
Sojourn: This is a similar case to Mercy. She has a strong personality, she has firm morals that I can agree with, she has a strong sense of justice, and godDAMN is she hot, but I feel like she's still in therapy for a lot of shit and she's probably got a tight schedule. Cute dog is a W though.
Kiriko: LISTEN, I KNOW SHE'S A CUTIE, but I feel like this is a personality mismatch. I dunno how to describe it, but I'm just not feeling that vibe. I know she's an activist, but I feel like her activism is so watered down next to Hazard or Ramattra. Those two have a hand-sewn battlejacket while Kiriko feels like she got a "battlejacket" with butterfly patches from Claire's. She feels like a "trans ally" who wears Harry Potter merch to the first date. I dunno, maybe I'm wrong, I just don't feel it.
Juno: WAY too innocent. I am a slut, and she's gonna ask me to explain what a slut is. I don't think I have the words to answer that question without opening 9-10 MORE questions that I ain't equipped to answer. By the end of that date, Juno's gonna be traumatized, and I'm gonna feel HELLA bad about it.
Wuyang: Kinda similar to Juno, honestly. If I have to explain where babies come from to my date, then we ain't gonna work out. Wuyang is gonna tell me about his martial arts lessons and ask how I exercise, and he's gonna get REALLY quiet when I tell him about a four hour fuck sesh that my smartwatch clocked as a workout.
Sierra: I just don't have enough of a read on her personality. She's been out for a bit, her accent is cute, she seems nice enough. I just don't really get a lot of the spice that would give me the confidence to answer.

The hookups:
Reaper: Look, we all know he WAS hot, and we ain't seen his current face. I'm gonna ASSUME he still looks pretty similar to his Blackwatch skin, in which case I would SO be down. He's gonna be mean, he's gonna wreck me, and I'm gonna LIKE it. I just do NOT wanna be caught up in his family shit, and he would never talk to a therapist even if I begged.
Sombra: She would be SO fun to hook up with. We'd be hittin the club, getting shots, and partying all night. The problem comes when I get a credit alert because she is FORSURE stealing my card, my ID, and my SSN. Worth it tho.
Doomfist: Yknow? He WOULD be a good date. He'd be dignified, gentle, and absolutely WRECK me in bed. I just would never want a relationship because he's gonna start deciding EVERYTHING for me, and that's gonna be a no go.
Moira: Now I do love an experimentalist, and if I ask for any kink she's gonna tell me it'll be an interesting experience to have under her belt. My concern is that when I safeword she's gonna ignore me, and THAT is an enormous red flag. The kind of person I would NEVER trust with anything like CNC or shibari.
Ashe: She's fuckin nuts. It'll be fun! We're gonna commit several felonies on the first date and she's gonna give me a sidelong look with a "you ain't too bad doll", which WILL make my ass blush. I'm ALSO gonna be wanted in 13 states, and she's forsure gonna throw me under the bus. It'll be a fun fling, but it's also gonna completely derail my life.
Junker Queen: Tetanus. She's HOT, but tetanus :<
Freya: Her personality is just too cold for me. It can be hot to have an ice queen that doesn't show a lick of emotion when she's holding your leash, but it's decidedly less hot when I'm bawling my eyes out and she doesn't show an ounce of concern. If there's anything past a first date, I'm gonna be in therapy about it for YEARS.
Vendetta: She's hot. She's SO hot. I'm not gonna live past 40, but she's SO hot. If I'm wearing a blindfold and she gets close to my ear to degrade me, I might decide my 40th birthday is overrated anyways, but for the time being I'm keeping this one as a hookup.
Domina: Yeah, the name is gonna give you a hint of why I want her. Now she IS a capitalist, but there comes a time where I must pit my morals against my horniness. Folks, I must beg your forgiveness, for the horniness got hands. I don't want a long term thing, mind, but that hard light dungeon is gonna go crazy.
Emre: Listen, I'm gonna sit in his lap, he's gonna cup my chin in his hand, and he's gonna say some CRAZY shit that'll send a shiver down my spine. Yeah, this is gonna fuck me up, but honestly worth it. This is a man who wears cologne, and while he'll probably kill me once the robot part takes over, at the very least the date is gonna go well until then.
Shion: Do I really need to explain? This is everything I said about Vendetta turned up to 11. I'm not living til 30 with Shion in my life and there's not a CHANCE she's listening to my safeword, but it IS pretty hot to have scars from hookups. (listen, I said I was problemtic at the start)

The emotional dumps:
Hanzo: I'm getting the entire family backstory, and it's gonna make me uncomfy. We're going to a nice restaurant, but the waiter is gonna quietly tell me to blink twice if I need to get out of there.
Soldier 76: to my knowledge, Soldier hasn't dated anyone since Vincent and we don't know of any romantic interests before. I'm gonna be struggling to get him to engage in any conversation, and he's far too reserved to take the lead on much. The compatibility just isn't there, ya kno?
Illari: That wound is FRESH and she's been repressing it hard. I'm gonna be chipping at her for some good conversation, and eventually I'm gonna break the dam and get completely drowned in her guilat. Get you a therapist, babe, both for your sake and for mine.
Mizuki: He's gonna be looking over his shoulder to see if his ex is there over and over and OVER again. Yeah, I know she's batshit bro, you mentioned it in your dating profile. Why are you asking me out if you KNOW I'm gonna get caught up in this?

The hard passes:
Junkrat: Yeeeeeeah, I'm catching something from this lay. I don't know WHAT I'm catching, but it ain't worth it. The breath is gonna be bad, I can't take him anywhere nice, and we're gonna be learning about smegma firsthand.
Roadhog: Mask kink be damned, I just can't. Absolutely just a miss for the conversation alone. Some folks can date a man that just grunts, but I am not among them. I'm beggin you, just give me a solid yes or no for once.
Torbjorn: Listen, we love a mechanic, we love an accent, and we love a short king. With Torb...I just can't see it. He seems sweet, but I feel like he'd be the unsexy mechanic. Plus, while I could see myself ignoring Pharah to thirst over Ana, I could NEVER see myself ignoring Brig to thirst over Torb.
Widowmaker: I just don't get it. She's canonically cold, not much of a conversationalist, and having a corpse-like pallor just doesn't do much for me. I am not a gal who gets picky about someone's skin tone, but if someone's skin is blue I'm calling the hospital. Plus, critically, she's forsure gonna kill me off.
Mauga: Mauga isn't gonna be a good date. He's gonna propose something that sounds nice, then bomb the restaurant to make things more interesting. I'm gonna try talking about something interesting to me, and it's gonna be SO obvious he isn't hearing me. Maybe saying I'll be traumatized from the date is too much, but I'm just not gonna have a good time.

Don't cancel me, pls:
Bastion: Bastion cannot talk, and is canonically still learning about the world. I would not be comfy with that.
Winston: That is a monkey. While I am also a monkey, I am a sufficiently different kind of monkey, and do not wanna bang that monkey. I would ABSOLUTELY be down to be friends tho.
Orisa: Very new to the world and still learning a lot. Feels like she's a child in a lot of ways, and that would make me uncomfy.
Wrecking Ball: That is a hamster. I just really don't wanna fuck a rodent.
Sigma: I feel like it would be lovely to have a conversation with Sigma, but it would feel like I'm at the retirement home. He's just not quite lucid enough for me to feel comfortable with his consent.
Jetpack Cat: Not only is that a cat, but it is also a war criminal. If I hear that spam voiceline one more time, I'm gonna jump.

Uhhhhhhhh, so yeah, in conclusion I'm probably beyond help. Therapy is hot, but being able to wreck my shit is ALSO hot. Hope y'all enjoy.

Every month has rainbows according to Chuño

Motherboard Gothel aka Shion is punzel-ing Mizuki and it just gets more clear every day