r/PoppyPlaytime

scary huggy wuggy going to get me

alright I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate, so bring it on. Firstly let's look at him for a second: a 26 foot tall jester spider. And yes, he's always been a six legged half baked character because he had these legs long before the hour of joy. There's nothing that says hes a prototype on him. if he was a prototype to bring poppy back who's only 1 foot at the very most, then his design should have looked like it. the mask was always his, always a jester, but he's a good design...just not a good design for a prototype. The Prototype looks bio mechanical so I'll take mechanical principles here: firstly if he's meant to be a prototype for poppy, then the design should have been 2 legged for testing how to make something at a small scale walk, not 6 spider legs that make me look short. Second if he was literally 1 digit away from poppy, then you shouldn't have needle fingers at this stage, finger tests are always before, and speaking of that, why's there only 1 human turned Prototype? When we Prototype we go through multiple designs, like this fits if it was about experiment 999 about in that spot because then they would make more prototypes refining it until they got to experiment 1007 (poppy I believe) and then what's the purpose of the hands he took? The "oh he's too weak" bullshit answer doesn't work here! It's not intimidation, only the long legs arm is used once, and why is it when we froze him he didn't reach for us with the long legs arm? The huggy and kissy arms are completely fucking useless and don't match previous arms.

So with 1006 if we take ACTUAL principles here, then he should only be 3-4 feet tall, not claw arms, face matching poppy nearly, and more. Not a 26 foot tall spider, that wouldn't make sense going form Goliath to little shit. And let's talk poppy for a sec, she mentioned being took apart and put together? Thats what I'm calling bullshit because the PROTOTYPE MODELS ARE LITERALLY MADE TO BE TORN APART! THATS THE ONLY REASON WE PROTOTYPE IN ANY DIVISION! like if he was 1006A I could understand it because then at about 1006B could be smaller, 4 legged, more humanoid fingered, and about 10 foot tall, then 1006C is basically 2 legs to fully get the leg concepts, after that 1006D should be 3-4 feet tall, 2 legged, normal armed, poppy like face. and let's talk design, a Prototype is never made to look good, all Prototype models are basically hollow skeletons, not hey here's a jester with a GOLD spine. Like seriously they had to have made multiple prototypes, there's no way 1006 was the only prototype because that's not how this works. and then somehow he was never found all that often? being stealthy? that's not how any of this works. you could say the lie of he's a jack in the box, but that actually makes his case mathematically worse because the size to body ratio means his box was 10 FEET TALL! so unless he broke himself off the box, and crawled around like Jackie did from FNAF secret of the mimic, I don't fucking buy his ass was sneaky because there is no stress marks on the gold parts that suggest he did. Unlike the rest of the fandom I don't give him the rule of cool, I give him the rule of get your shit together mob.

Next we get to those legs, let's talk. their supposed to be "built by him later on" cool...so where the fuck does the ribs come from on the front? where does a red front come from? why does the spider half have tendons on the legs while the arms are pure mechanical? where does the spider half begin to make sense he built it? why the fuck does he have a gold skeleton supporting his "tube" that connects him to the spider body? the movement there makes sense for a tube...but the logistics of tube to gold spine external make no sense if the tube could already support his 500-800 pound upper half...don't ask me how much math that took to get the answer to. and all of your arguments of he made it himself fall apart when you look at the torso, it's all symmetrical. why are all 6 legs identical then? if he built himself, then those legs should be mismatched. and why when he was planning the hour of joy did he STILL have those legs? minus the huggy, kissy, and mommy arms, he's still looks the exact damn same. don't care what material those legs are made of, but it would take a day to forge EACH legs parts per, not even adding on assembly time, how the fuck did he do that stealthily? let's go over the mechanical part of building a 26 foot spider then a 1 foot doll. it's mathematically not easy to make a bigger mechanical being.

Battlebots, let's look at something popular why the fuck not? I've met bloodsport, tombstone, and huge. They all prototype their new designs on the 1LB weight class, then the 3LB weight class. Wanna take a guess how heavy the final design is? 250LBS! If anything by using your logic here, that means poppy would be the Prototype to the prototype. I've done first robotics for 4 years of my life, when one of our teammates tried to go big prototype he costed us $25,000 and we instantly kicked him from the team, because his design was physically impossible and he would have kept going. We prototype at the small scale before building the full 115lbs bot. My literal mass of text isnt a feel good about 'oh poor ollie' it was HOW It makes no sense, and I don't mean with the consciousness because that's for a different time, it was about how he physically can't be a literal prototype because we know 814 was a rat killed and tried to bring back, that's a 200 gap I don't care about because we have no evidence that those 200 were mechanical. In fact if they figured it out with Ollie, then they should have made more prototypes to eventually make poppy. so if anyone now says he built his legs, give me the facts of how he built 6 identical legs with TENDONS on each leg, Plus did the whole world forget the tape they posted to their YouTube channel where he caught doctor newman? HES GOT THE LEGS! Look I don't care if it makes sense about orphan to monster, or the poppy gel, but I do care about that this literally can't be the prototype to poppy. If he's the Prototype to reanimating a soul, then it should have been specified in his name, and not just be called prototype. But because he's only called prototype, this implies he's the whole prototype. Like seriously, accept the prototype makes no sense, or that he's a fraud, because he makes ZERO sense.

Don't get me wrong, I love chapter 5 but OH MY GOD they really should have done a better job with the lighting, look at this!

It doesn’t have to be related to ppt (however, it should)

I made huggy as good as I possibly can in tomogaci life

...the first shot from the chapter 5's console port trailer mirrors the first shot of chapter 1's original trailer🥹

Just don't ask how I got here ☠️

One of the things that i am 100% sure will take place in CH6 is Harley Sawyer will take us to do an experiment ourself wether it’s to revive huggy or to acquire the needed skill / power to defeat the prototype