r/RoastMyCar

Who’s got the guts?

since the last posts i posted i have been getting alot of hate comments and that really breaks me i tought reddit was the place for people to talk and have fun together i guess when it comes to all my 5 cars i can’t have fun? i was just posting them bc i felt happy in the moment these last days have been really hard and i have been strughling mentally with these comments please be kind to me uwu ok roast my car now lil bro

“It’s blinding” “it’s distracting” “it’s shrapnel” boring, unoriginal. Anyone got anything better?

120lbs German Shepherd for scale.

I’m not offended by any of these comments as I know you’re all just jealous that you don’t own this beast of a ute.

Straight piped, supercharged, and obnoxious :3

It’s over 400 H.P. now.

So it is a 1996 Ranger 3.0 with an automatic (trust me I prefer manual too) however on the original motor and trans I got 280k out of it. Then for about $1500 I put another engine and transmission in it myself. Currently at 114k on the new one. Body overall has seen roughly over 400k miles but unsure since the odometer didn’t work until recently. It has been tinted to 35% all the way around picked up the $1k weather guard box for only $150 and while I was still in high school I wired in heated and power seats form a 2003 Explorer Sport and got the console from a early 2000’s sport trac and swapped the STX valence on it and wired my own fog lights. Everything else is mostly aftermarket cosmetics such as lights all the way around… but for 30 years old as a my daily at 19 while I go to school for aviation maintenance… it ain’t bad, but what yall think?

I picked this up this morning and since you guys didnt like my other cars roast this if u can G Qhzahahhaha u cant roast this bruh

Warning: You may encounter French. Proceed at your own risk.

120k km

In perfect condition

2003 ford escape XLT with more problems than I can count on my fingers, but surprisingly no oil leaks (yet). My baby either eats through power steering fluid or leaks power steering fluid like no fucking business. I have to fill it again after 2 or 3 weeks but it used to be worse. And yes that’s a hula girl on the dash.

Second car smart 1.0 turbo brabus original 😭 i know i know…

From Zero to 100km/h - YES

Front 175/50r16
Rear 225/35r17

Interior leather and Alcantara

I am, potentially, the world's most broke Rolls Royce owner. Light it up.

I came into some serious financial troubles, totaled my daily driver and needed a car, so I pulled everything out of my savings and got this, as you can see i barely had anything in my savings it was buy a Mcdouble and fries or get this zx2. FYI I love zx2 escorts. No I dont drink or do drugs or pick up prostitutes in this nor do I live in it, come up with something better than that