r/Seekingderangements

He positions himself to be wellread or whatever but clearly is one of those people who doesn’t read but has entry level knowledge of politics and the world from like his twitter/wiki/media consumption and thinks they’re super smart. but then he confidently runs to correct Jacques all the time and a lot of the time he is wrong. also I think it’s annoying how in light of his recent Interior Motives success is constantly referring to how much he works. Like we get it girl you showed Gregg Araki a nonbinary person’s house. Wow. So mean to Jacques all the time and is really giving that one mean girl friend you have who obviously resents and looks down on you but it seeps through every facet of your relationship. I’ve met him before cuz my ex had mutual friends with him and he’s really short and his neck and head proportions are strange, like in between a toddler and an old man

Ben mentioning Jacques stories being like “I have AIDS does anyone have a tractor I can borrow” made me think of the analog to Jacques I have in my life, named “Tim” who always has the craziest updates either on instagram or in person. Feel free to tell me about your Jacques

Once I invited him to a Christmas party like a month in advance as part of a group text and he quickly responded “I just got hit by a 18 wheeler so idk if I can make it tonight”. This is an extremely normal message from him

He’ll constantly post stories with quotes like “stay expensive it keeps the wrong people away” with photos in the lobbies of these “luxury” apartments full of knock off west elm furniture. Or like “hustle so hard they can’t afford where you are” and a picture of a menu with $15 slider burgers

He recently caught HIV from his DL baby daddy, exposed the guy and became friends with his wife. And then like a week later posted himself getting a full std panel AGAIN, and then within like an hour getting trashed at the bar. Them for like a week straight he would post clips of himself getting topped by this guy on insta before they’d before removed

Can’t Lose

I think that would be fun and entertaining for everyone

thank you 🙏

No one ever posts their headcanon so I thought I'd share some of mine I've been writing over the years

Hesse:
-Used to racefake on old instagram/Tumblr
-Goes to cons in full body cosplay/fursuit
-Madly in love with Jacques
-Does voice impressions in the mirror in hopes of one day going on SNL
-Watches movies with a notepad and gel pens, but just draws the whole time

Ben:
-Listens to Breaking Benjamin in private Spotify sessions
-Became a Democrat because guy who bullied him in school's dad was registered Republican
-Running several retirement home donation-based scams
-Buys hats (trilby, tweed flat caps, etc) and tries them on in the mirror, but not brave enough to wear them out

Jacques:
-Lies about why he's late to the episodes
-Killed a mother of three and then went to the search party to look for her
-Mixes body fluids into his paints

Feel free to add any!

Easily my favorite Jacques childhood story, sadly doesn’t come up near as often as “y’all when I was 2 years old I had take Adderall and my mom would let me drink it in a dissolved shot and I’d listen to Sunny Day Real Estate while tweaking”