r/ShitpostNightmares

We're gonna shitquote an episode, where (as close as possible) to every line from intro to credits linearly in one thread remakes the episode in shitqoute form. u/RangeRossTracy has inspired this one and if its fun can do any and every episode possible.

Rules.

1. Shitquotes only - anyone encouraged to get involved
2. if next shitquote jumps too far ahead / miss a scene you're banned and downvoted more than huevo
3. If your quote isn't a shitquote you're also banned but downvoted by huevo (may or may not be worse tbh)
4. u/Doubleucommadj judges the the ban status in a roman gladiator thumbs up or down style