▲ 13 r/ShitpostNightmares
I have a place that makes up all these shitposts for me!
*Was gonna be a comment response to u/RangeRossTracy but I'm crying over here so I had to just shitpost it.
u/uzi_gunfingers — 2 days ago
u/uzi_gunfingers
r/LV426 r/KitchenNightmares r/Centrelink r/alienisolation r/Turntablists r/GordonRamsay r/ShitpostNightmares r/rmit
▲ 20 r/ShitpostNightmares
What were you expecting?? 10,000 upvotes at lunch??
u/uzi_gunfingers — 7 days ago
▲ 32 r/KitchenNightmares
On the blue four and two, blue forty-two
Two fat ladies eighty-eight, all of sevens a pair of crutches seventy-seven
u/uzi_gunfingers — 7 days ago
▲ 18 r/ShitpostNightmares
You float on redditors blowing smoke up your shitpost
u/uzi_gunfingers — 9 days ago
▲ 282 r/KitchenNightmares
Carolyn - " Melissa is an excellent Chef". Melissa- "I'm not a chef"
"I'm not very creative"
u/uzi_gunfingers — 9 days ago
Tonight, on Kitchen Nightmares - The dramatic conclusion to Con Air
Gordon and Cameron Po clash after all communications break down and a secret agent loses their bladder in the airplanes galley
u/uzi_gunfingers — 13 days ago
This week on Kitchen Nightmares - Gordon travels to Alabama to help a struggling airline upgrade it's food service.
Gordon finds a poorly managed operation where the inmates are running the asylum, and soon comes to blows with the manager Cameron Po.
u/uzi_gunfingers — 14 days ago
"I've opened a new restaurant."
It has some Steak, Gammon, Chicken.. and a lot of Mieecroway.
u/uzi_gunfingers — 15 days ago
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE ANOTHER FUCKING JOE NAGY SHITPOST!!
NOT THE FUCKING MICRO CARROTS AGAIN!!
u/uzi_gunfingers — 16 days ago
Out of all three, which one do you pick?
I think the other posts are fucking horrible
u/uzi_gunfingers — 17 days ago
▲ 16 r/KitchenNightmares
I ordered SaL - Mon I got Flounder
I also literally told every single person in my whole apartment block
u/uzi_gunfingers — 23 days ago
Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares - Nostromo part III - The stunning conclusion
In this stunning finale to Nostromo, Gordon stops the Xenomorph serving a living host quesadilla " "Breaking news in Achilles 2!!"
Gordon kicks the Xenomorph out of the Nostromos cargohold after finding a filthy hive with dozens of Ovomorphs without labels or dates near a reactor.
-Xenomorph - "You're gonna have to rewind the tape because he didn't kick me out"
u/uzi_gunfingers — 23 days ago
Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares - Nostromo part II
Tension between Gordon and the Xenomorph rises after Gordon finds unsafe stasis conditions and a cat roaming the kitchen.
u/uzi_gunfingers — 24 days ago
Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon visits Nostromo, A struggling freighter in lower orbit above LV-426.
u/uzi_gunfingers — 25 days ago
Allow me to introduce you to a stunning, shitpost
This shitpost has the highest upvote ratio in. the. sub. When I say top, I mean top..
u/uzi_gunfingers — 25 days ago
You shitpost when, you knew I was doomscrolling the sub today!?
I didn't know which flair you were..
u/uzi_gunfingers — 26 days ago