u/uzi_gunfingers

We're gonna shitquote an episode, where (as close as possible) to every line from intro to credits linearly in one thread remakes the episode in shitqoute form. u/RangeRossTracy has inspired this one and if its fun can do any and every episode possible.

Rules.

1. Shitquotes only - anyone encouraged to get involved
2. if next shitquote jumps too far ahead / miss a scene you're banned and downvoted more than huevo
3. If your quote isn't a shitquote you're also banned but downvoted by huevo (may or may not be worse tbh)
4. u/Doubleucommadj judges the the ban status in a roman gladiator thumbs up or down style

They're dead..

65,000 upvotes spent, I don't now how you guys lasted a week posting in this sub with such dreadful equipment. I made an urgent call to u/Doubleucommadj and he came though last minute with GIMP (open source), an unlimited (free) subscription to prime video, and post/user flairs..

but we fucken added them anyway..

Regis - "I sink it was ze Skeptic chef"

All these delusions of grandeur, of original content and organic reach and non-botted interactions. We're shitposters, you'll fuck the sub and you'll fuck yourself... bigtime