r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips

Feel like it would be fun. Just Wondering how I could do it. I have exactly $37.54 USD to my name.

edit: found the pdf on scribd

if someone were to be underage and traveling with cigarettes across the British/French border, on a coach with around 30 people, would they have their person searched?

Hey, let’s say you have a HP Omen monitor you need to manipulate to get a refund from Amazon RMA that they won’t repair it or can’t change any parts. What would you do with knowledge about the electronics?

It’s a Gaming LCD Monitor.

If someone hypothetically found a debit card on the ground. What would be their best way to go about using it without being caught???

Just a lil bit, just enough. And no, I will not boof.

Lets say, hypothetically, that i bought a very expensive piece of tech from amazon, sold by amazon, and that it looks exactly like the one i already have thats broken.

Hypothetically, if i was to mix the two items by mistake of course and send back the bad one..

Should i initiate a normal return with not working as a reason or should i first bitch to a rep?

Wont complaining trigger inspections?

It irritates the shit outta me that various online apps think they have a right to be so fkg intrusive — This bullshit requiring people to upload their personally identifiable information is insane. Prob some others here that are fed up too?

It makes one wish a template existed to create a digital State ID or Driver License. Perhaps one that actually even generates a barcode on the back matching the demographic information from the front. A tool like that could be really helpful.

I just got scammed. But I was also doing something illegal so I can't go to police. So I'm thinking to handle it myself.

Need to prove a cocaine positive wrong but worried that I may have accidentally done cocaine ( long story ) so worried it would show as positive. May have been exposed to a tiny amount that caused me to be positive on my sweat patch. Could I give a lab a hair sample that isn’t mine because they don’t know the reason I am taking a hair follicle

My best friend came to me and asked what he should do when one of his good buddies supposedly screwed him over on money that was owed. Well my buddy claims he has his ssn. Cc, dob and is adamant about making his life a living hell. I know his friend he is talking about and is a piece of shit. Any advice to relay to him?

hypothetically what would be the best way to dispose of two full bottles of desveneflax 50mg. I was upped on the dosage and now have some meds I won't be taking. hypothetically

Well call me a fool.
Recently started talking to an ex , she told me she had a sugar daddy. Even though we had not seen each other for 3+ years before hanging out for 4 days straight.
I was very skeptical at this point, but my love for her has always been immense. Now I feel shattered and blah blah blah you get it. Another fucking heart break . Anyway, found out her sugar daddy is an individual who pays for child p$!n and does weird ass shit like finding petite girls. Found this out by doing research and I won’t explain how I found out, let’s just say it was a psychic way, lmao. I ended up snapping a photo of his ass after confronting her while he was over , Bull shit happened yelling arguments etc. Initially she got mad I “stole” her ❄️ because it was becoming a huge issue for her.It was showing physically and mentally, she blamed it on a recent break up. Cue in my sucker ass right after.
They both keep telling me to leave while the argument happens outside the apartments, the sugar daddy ends up leaving because she told him to get in the car.
Now drum roll please 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁.
He leaves . She gets in my face yelling talking about where’s my bag of ❄️ , I lied told her didn’t have it(I did) and she starts talking about where’s my”rocking my shit.” Calls her friend out and they mean girl me about messing with the sugar daddy and the bag of ❄️ . It was sad to see individuals in front of me thinking they’re successfully hurting my feelings. I had literally just spent a couple days hanging out with both these individuals and them being super friendly but apparently all fake right? Right.
So the girl I am head over heals for ask for the bag again, I take it out of my bag , throw it on the ground, stomp it, then open it and poor it all out….
They then proceed to accuse the bag of being fake 🤣🤣 At this point I realized the delusional perspective this girl I’m in love with and her friend have been living.

This is bigger than a bag of ❄️ though. This is about an individual who is being a predator in USA,Atlanta, GA.
His names Ken. I got all his info but obviously I don’t know what to do. Any advice ? Do I drop the photo? Do I drop his nice little Benz photo ?

Hello everybody I need help because someone send me 5k on my bank account and after I didn’t know who is it I wait 2week to see if someone will ask for it but nobody ask so I use the money and one month later the bank call me and ask for me to pay the money if not I’ll go to police now I don’t have this amount and idk how to get the money please if someone can help me bc idk what to do