r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips

It just never made sense to me I can very easily spot a fake but how do people make them convincing

I know the bend method and the eye glare in the photo and all that

Like is there a way that this could be avoided during the process of producing it

Did you know that it’s illegal to eat an ice cream cone in a phone booth in Las Vegas?

So I’ve done this a few times maybe 5 idk.
What you want to do is a have a reputable Facebook Marketplace shop/account and start selling “mystery boxes” and range you prices on the size of the box like small is 15 dollars and so on. After you get a sale just run down to a thrift store local small ones work best as their more prone to negotiate prices and spend like twenty dollars on stuff that doesn’t look like it’s from a thrift store toys, shoes, cds etc. they should be pretty cheap but always try to run that shit down as much as possible and that’s pretty much the whole sourcing step.
After that you want to meet them somewhere open to the public but almost out of public eye for example a grocery store but way out in the back of the parking lot also MAKE SURE YOU GET THE MONEY FIRST SO WHEN THEY OPEN IT THEY CANT GET MAD AND THROW A TANTRUM. Remember it was a “mystery box” after all BUT make sure to toss something actually decent in every like 2-3 boxes as it’s like gambling and once someone gets that dopamine rush they’ll be chasing it hoping for that same high.

Also leave feedback let me know if it works for you too!

need to stack up on clothes for the summer whats a store you recommend for easy dna refund?

Title says it all, how can I blast someone’s phone number in the worst way?

Alright deadass. How do I pass a marijauna drug test as soon as possible. Like what is a surefire method to get it out of my system asap. It’s not urgent but I haven’t smoked for three weeks and I’m still dirty. Been drinking lotsa water, still nothin. Any advice that’s based on ACTUAL science and not just folk tales?

spelling for bots..
But yea i need one
Thanks

I’m expecting to be drug tested sometime next week, I smoked weed 5 days ago. Mind you I barely smoke like im talking once or twice a month maximum and if I do, its not a lot cus im a lightweight

theres a person on ig that has been paying off all of my friends credit cards, they send him half of the money of the cc balance and he logs in and pays it off fully. what’s the catch? has anyone done this? just curious, not thinking of doing it

I don't have a vacuum sealer machine and just wondering the best way to send drugs through the mail without it

Some background the concert is in Toronto, I know this isn’t insane and may people do it but the last concert I went to they took it from me and I’d like to avoid that happening again

We have firm suspicions that the nosey woman next door to us is passing on details about our personal life , private conversations etc to a woman across the street who doesn't like us and is trying to get our landlord to evict us. My son overheard them on the phone through the wall discussing us.

What can i do to fck with these peoples heads ?

I mean i need a story we can talk about loudly to see with 100 % clarity that she's feeding her information back. Kind of a feed them shit like mushrooms thing. A bit of a pysop.

Anyone think of anything i can say or do to fck with these idiots?

This is my offer
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Who want to make money LMK FCFS