r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips

Hey guys

I need recommendations for multivitamins in capsules shape to be able to open it and empty it to put in it tramadol while i am traveling

Waiting for good recommendations 😁

I (18m) am supposed to be supplying liquor for a party, I was given 300 bucks in total along with 50 of my own for the party’s beer and alc, I’m a little too conspicuous to steal and I’m baby faced as hell to buy it without id, I have a cousin who’s 21 but idk how to ask her without her getting pissed(we’re basically siblings, our moms lived together till my cousin turned 12)

I just lost my wallet with a fake a week before I’m going to college. I know theyre really strict abt fakes in Boston so idk how easy it would be to get one. Anyone know a place or website I can order one

Someone scammed me on Facebook Marketplace—apparently using a fake account—and got me to transfer them $100. It might not seem like much, but given my financial situation, I can't afford to lose that money. I only have their phone number, the name they used for the bank transfer, and their bank account number and bank name. I want to doxx them so I can message them from a different number, tell them I know their location, and demand they return my money.

I have a drug test today for a good job. Anyone know if this test is for THC? The test form lists as follows : Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)

1. POCT- 4045 - 4045 -

4DSP/EXP

OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/PHN

From what I've read, it doesn't test for THC but just looking for others advice please!

Drives his daddy’s $70k truck around blowing through stops signs and takes turns so fast his tires screech. Lives in the neighborhood. Interested in hearing creative ideas.

Has anybody done this before?
Can I hypothetically go to a poorer country and go to a test centre and offer them say £100 which would be like 5k to them and get my drivers license then come back to the UK and use it?

Okay so i had a random thought pop into my head and surely somebody has done this!! Has anybody snorted coke mixed with somebody’s ashes in it as a tribute to them 😀. NO JUDGMENT pure curiosity

EDIT: Guys i’m not planning on snorting ashes but thanks for sharing ur story’s much appreciated

I don’t really know where else to ask this, but I need to start making money.
I’m in college and I haven’t even had my first job yet, but I’m already in debt because of student loans. It honestly feels like I’m drowning in debt before I’ve even gotten a chance to start working.

And I have been trying to find a job. I’ve applied to basically every job agency, factory, supermarket, and fast food place in my town that I can think of and nothing has worked out.

Not having transportation makes it even worse because I can’t just keep expanding my search farther and farther away. That’s a big reason why I’m looking for something I can do online.

I have basically no work experience, which I know doesn’t help. I’m not expecting to make a ton of money either. I just want to start somewhere and actually have some income coming in.

I’m willing to learn something if I have to. I have no problem putting time into learning a skill or starting from the bottom, I just genuinely don’t know what’s worth pursuing.

I’ve looked into making money online before, but there are so many scams that it’s hard to even tell what’s worth trying anymore.
So I’m asking here because I don’t really know what else to do.

If you were in my position with no work experience and no reliable transportation, what would you do? Are there any remote jobs that actually hire people with no experience? Any skills you’d recommend learning that could realistically lead to making money online?
I’m not asking anyone for money. I just want a chance to work and some direction on where to look.

Long story short, I recovered my iphone that was stolen back in November. It was sold to an EcoAtm and they shipped it back to me after sending them proof of ownership. I'm assuming the IMEI is blocked? Would the only option be selling for parts or is there another way? Do I have to legally notify the insurance

Hypothetically my friend is flying from the Uk to Japan with a layover and they were wondering how easy it would be to smuggle a cart in their hold luggage and if anyone’s ever done it before?

So i’m tryna buy a fake id from old iron sides and im from CA but theres like 5 different versions, im willing to pay whatever but does it matter that much which one I get? Any recs or other sites are appreciated 🙏

Hello,
I’m coming here out of desperation. I’m looking for reliable and very discreet ways to cheat at university. I’ve tried everything, but nothing works. What could actually work?

I smoke MJ in really weird ways. sometimes there is a period where i smoke for 2-3 months every day, then stop for a month and start smoking just on the weekends, sometimes I smoke every other weekend… I guess u figured, it’s not consistent. I never had a problem with the law, I am a very good and safe driver, in 6 years od everyday driving only one ticket for not using a seatbelt. I am pretty “boring” too, good job, i don’t make any problems, a family man as u might say, but hell i love me some mary jane to relax. the only fear I have is a roadside test. in my country they started using it, and I read that tests from saliva last at max 30 hours. but some people reported it caught them even after 7-10 days, and they cannot do anything about it even tho they didn’t drive under the influence. help, what do to to make myself feel safer, since it’s really one of my worries in almost every day.

thank u all in advance ❤️

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What crime you committing? Who and where are you robbing?

Crazy ideas welcome, lol.

i bought some gummies and im wondering since they didnt id at checkout theyll id at door? im in colorado

How do ppl get the good fake ids that scan and everything?

Also has anybody tried drunkID.com? Is it a scam??

For some purpose, I need a Moroccan fakeID, I do have one but with western adresse, I need the same with Moroccan adresse, any clue please 🙏?