r/SoapNet

Say it isn’t so! This cannot be the May Sweeps. B & B storylines. These current storylines are boring as heck! Hope being self centered and throwing her tangents and hoping her Mom would come to get aide. Of course, Hope cannot go down alone on her sinking ship. The Carters, Remy’s return, Electra forgiving Dylan, Brooke seducing Ridge per usual, Finn & Steffy ALWAYS making out. Dylan & Remy being cousins. Okay! A shocker. Zende actually has a voice. Wow! Who knew he could stand up for himself? He took a page from Hope’s book for a change. RJ looking like he could drink Electra’s blood every time he says her name. Katie constantly tearing up and looking sad. Grab a tissue honey! Bill constantly reiterating Eric was paid handsomely for his designs and the work belongs to Logan. Eric constantly complaining about something he willingly did, and Steffy being bratty Steffy, Oh Daddy! Support & Choose Me! Okayyy!

Never thought I would EVER say that I like to Taylor’s face again onscreen. However, I am so looking forward to watching how the Deacon, Taylor, and Sheila’s Romeo & Juliet storyline unfolds.

First, never underestimate Barbara Ryan. Ever. She could go from classy icon to absolute menace in two scenes flat.

Second, order one drink at Metro and end up hearing enough gossip to last the entire year.

Third, be nervous anytime Molly and Carly were in the same orbit because that energy could turn chaotic FAST.

Fourth, I’m hanging with Luke in As the World Turns, it’s just chill talk at Java. We’d end up talking Noah and Reid the whole time. Then we’d both just relate on being LGBT in a small, judgmental town, trying to love without everybody watching.

Fifth, End up trapped at Memorial Hospital for 14 hours because half the town got into an accident during a storm.

Sixth, DON’T get burned like Barbara Ryan like Craig did her at the boathouse.

Seventh, watch and see Lily and Holden getting back together. And see Carly and Jack at their home with their child.

Lastly, stay emotionally prepared for random heartbreak because Oakdale could go from cozy to devastating REAL fast.

Not sure if allowed, but , did anyone name their child after a soap character? I’ve known few who did through the years.

First of all, I'm staying miles away from the Crane family because every single one of them got secrets, obsessions, or an attempted-murder moment on their résumé. That whole bloodline is cursed.

Second, I'm absolutely robbing a bank because Harmony PD don't solve NOTHING. Folks break out of jail like it's a revolving door. At this point it's community service.

Third, I'm keeping holy water, sage, AND a therapist on standby. Not one or the other - all three. Harmony too chaotic to be raw-dogging reality.

Fourth, Spike gotta GO. Permanently. No resurrections, no "surprise twist," no nothing.

Fifth, I'm calling a whole town meeting because everybody in Harmony needs help, prayer, and probably witness protection. That city is spiritually and emotionally uninsured.

Sixth, I'm not stepping foot in ANY room where Tabitha smiling too hard. That's the universal sign that witchcraft is loading.

Lastly, the second I see zombies, floating voices, glowing eyes, or anything that look like a budget horror movie? I'm packing my bags. That's God telling me, "Baby, it's time to go."