r/SpidermanIsAMenace

And I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

It’s absolutely BAFFLING! Baffling I tell you! BAFFLING! To think how many people of our fine city are brainwashed into thinking that no good wall crawling web thwipping menace called SPIDER-MAN is anything even resembling a Hero! HE’S A CRIMINAL!!! A masked meddler who thinks he’s too good to help the right way with New York’s Finest!
Hero they call him? Give me a break!
Mr. Jameson has been trying to warn us all along! And many of these Spider-Fans have been spreading their corruption like a virus. There’s a plague among us of Spider Sycophants!
DO NOT BE LIKE THESE WEB HEAD WORSHIPPING WEIRDOS!

If you are one of the smart people among the morons…
Please let your support for Mr. Jameson be known!
We the enlightened, the bold, the noble must let our voices be heard!
If you are however one of these Spider-Man simpering shoe kissers, FIGHT US! WE WILL NOT BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!

Justice for Jameson!
Slammer for Spider-Man!

Yes, I said it. In the comics or even in spider-Verse Spider-Man is a cocky teenager. Nerd? Yes. But cocky.

Spider-Man is a hero that hurts villains by talking too much. The Amazon Spider-Man is one that adapted that in some way he does do trash talk like "a god named Sparkles."

But Spider-Man is supposed to rage-bait the villain. And that's why I don't like the Tobey Spider-Man movies or Tom's.

But if Tom's Spider-Man stories were mixed with Tobey's New York and Andrew's Spider-Man, that would create THE SPIDER-MAN.

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