r/StonerPhilosophy

Kali Ma, Shuck-tee-jay.

Isn't it strange that you probably know where this came from?

I remember being a kid and living out my childhood, but did that child who used to be me die off and was replaced with the current me who is now looking back and remembering the former person that was me? Does that kid still exist somewhere or has he died, never to come back? Paradoxically, I am that former person and at the same time, I'm also not.

Some people complain that they have to go number 2 too often, lest they forget that severe constipation can kill you and it can cause your intestines to tear open and could lead to blood flow being cut off and your insides dies and rot. That's what killed Elvis too.

That's why I don't complain that I have to shit everyday, including twice a day on many days. The more I have to shit, the better.