Phainon and Sunday made a secret baby and he got whisked off to another universe (+character lore leaks in post)
One day, after dinner, while my best teammate Phainon and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a Magnum XXL condom wrapper all on its own.
We spent a lot of time being in each other's teams, and we developed a bond, to the point where my bussy would pulse and twitch at the sight of him.
So after seeing the wrapper, I joked: "Hahaha is that yours? Did you rip Mydei's asshole in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard?"
He said: "Hahaha no bro, I think that's Mikhail's and Hanunu's or something. Maybe even Gopher Wood's and Micah's? We could ask Ashveil to investigate..."
And then he added: "...and besides, Mydei and I don't use protection..."
I was stunned by his answer. I felt my bussy lips clench and pulse more vigorously. My nostrils flared. Sitting so close to him, I could smell his musk wafting. He smelled of wheat and sweat. I loved his smell so much. It was driving me insane.
Mustering all the self-control I could, I shakily replied: "Is...is that so? I wonder how it feels...to do it raw?"
Phainon went quiet, and there was a sudden awkward silence between us.
It was probably just 15-20 seconds of silence...but it felt like the longest 15-20 seconds of my life.
And then he said: "Hey, do you want to um, go to the gazebo and um...'clear a Calyx' together real quick? Just the two of us..."
I replied: "Should I...invite Dan Heng Permansor Terrae?"
Phainon said: "No...we don't need um, protection, for this...partner."
I felt my insides twinge in anticipation.
We went to 'clear a Calyx', and nine months later, I laid an egg.
The egg hatched and an executive at Mihoyoverse immediately materialized in front of us and snatched him up before he could even suckle at my teat.
The executive said: "We're taking this guy and putting him in another universe. Don't worry, we'll make sure he grows up big and marketable."
And then, the executive was gone.
I told Phainon what happened, and he said "please, let's not tell Mydei. He will...he will destroy us both."
I kept our secret to this day.
I still wonder what happened to our son.
Is he happy? I...didn't even get the chance to name him.
I...would've named him April Millennium Minuit Eagle Khaslana.