r/TesoroHemp

What’s the point in taxing me $69 for one day shipping if it’s gonna take 3… lol

I went with what you guys said you’re buying last time as a first time customer and was happy, so imma try that again 🤣 what you guys looking at?

Orange Dream - Right off rip in my box opening video, 3-4 + pieces of media visible. Open it up, smells nice. Dig out about 6 pieces of media, and figure wtf might as well try it. Start the melt in the new proxy, watching, as 2 more pieces of media show up. Cool, put that aside.

Blackberry Sour - Got the light out and inspected this after seeing the orange dream. Same exact texture, different taste. Same media. I dug out at least 5 pieces, figured ok, gross, let's try it. SAME THING HAPPENED. Dropped in a dab, 2 pieces of media appeared as it melted. Stick that one aside, busy with work. I email, even though I was still waiting on a response from emails before about a leaking jar, and still no response.

Kandyland - Different texture than usual, smoked good, didn't find any media, no leaks. Once everything was fine, put it on the scale, 30g. (Because I noticed how much more appeared to be in this one)

Zkittlez - Was looking forward to this. These showed up in a box not a bag thankfully. Smelled great, found no media. Smoked clean. But after comparing the 2 jars side by side, I knew 1 was either way over or under. You can see I wrote the weight 109 in the background of the Pic. 20 maybe 21g at best with the tiny bit I didn't scrape out. Emailed and messaged, again, nothing.

TLDR: After buying 30+ jars finally got 2 full of media and 1 short af (10g). Never had a refund or replacement. Kept buying in good faith, just to not even get a, "Fuck you" from customer service ~8 emails since the rosin drop. No response.

Product had been fine until those 2 for me...

Pictures have a LED under the jar to highlight the media

Back to back dabs with 2x media in each AFTER cleaning out what I could see

First time ordering from Tesoro, managed to get the last of the 2oz Cafe con leche cured resin. Order was placed May 14th, delivered May 16th… from Oregon to MA, no idea how it went so fast without any priority shipping, super happy about it. Came vac sealed, it’s a hot day here today so the pack was a bit warm but I tossed it right on an ice pack and it was fine once cooled.

Earthy, gassy, sweet notes on this one. Not too overpowering on either one of those notes, pretty balanced. Took a .2 dab out of my releafy 2.0 torch, subtle gassy with a sweet finish, cleaned well in my ceramic atomizer, only a little bit of residue because I heated it a bit hot. Effects are present. Super happy about this product for its price. Gonna make a load of carts with this over the next few weeks to months.

Finally got around to decarbing some IamHemp live resin I picked up a few weeks ago. Biscotti has a sweeter nose on it, do si more of a typical wax gassy smell. I tried both before decarbing and they were average. For what they’re worth… less than $15/g… no complaints. It’s a clean product, effects are noticeable… no where near impressive I’d say but it’s what you expect for its price. Still waiting on it to finish decarbing.

In the two smaller vials are Yoda Pants and Forbidden fruit FSE from mystic smoke. I’ve already tried the Yoda and posted about that. The forbidden fruit gives off the same gassy notes as the Yoda but also has some sweet/fruity finish to it. Wouldn’t have been able to notice it though if I didn’t have both to compare to each other. Both were about the same consistency - sauce coming out of their 3.5g pucks. This wax is a step up from iamhemp’s, and very much worth it for its price. Carted up the Yoda pants and storing the forbidden fruit for later.

Overall, happy about these budget options I’ve been picking up. I have a small sample coming from White label exotics - Government octane (cold cure), grape gas (live resin sugar), and “the rizz” (flower) - in the next few days.

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This stuff knocks you down. The purple on the black maple is crazy and its exactly what im looking for. The kandyland cured resin smells great with a candy nose and a funk that fills the room when you open the bag. I really dig their packaging and shipping was discreet in a box with packing peanuts and no movement of the items inside.

MAN!!! i bought this because it got great reviews, and they randomly stocked the previous stuff back up before the last drop... SO glad i was able to get one because its my FAVE fruity wax ive EVER had... pools of delicious terps! Legitimately taste like a citrusy orange/tangerine flavor mixed with hint of classic gassy undertone!! 10/10 wish i had a whole lb of this strain!!!

created through crossing the iconic Oreoz X Scotty 2 Hotty strains

Snot texture honestly I like my resin to be on the darker spectrum

Nose isn’t strong at all faint lime 🍋‍🟩

The lemon lime terps translated well on the clouds

I have boost in creative energy but body also relaxed

Indica hybrid yes..also weighed 1.6 if my scale was correct

6.8/10

I ordered Chem Fuego from the last drop and this showed up today ? What is this????
Now I have to wait for my actual order ???

Picked up a qp. Was double vacuum wrapped with no smell coming from the box. Once the vacuum was punctured? Oooo boy it's loud. Open a window. Very fresh. Very well cured. Sticky. Outside flower has most of the trichomes brushed off but once you crack open a nug you get more sweet stank and some lovely round trichome heads. A mix of clear and lightly amber. Good to see. Probably harvested at a good time :D

Speaking of smell, my girlfriend immediately said citrus lavender. It follows through in the taste. Very floral sweet and a little funky. Ground up in a mill grinder, it was fluffy and sticky. Super fresh without any signs of rushed cure.

Very dark purple. They must know how to stress their plants nicely. Other pictures I've seen of this strain don't show this phenotype. I'm really curious where the genes are from. It looks more like the baja blasteroid with Lee hi genes than the pictures I've seen of baja blast. Oh well. Doesn't really matter much at the end of the day.

Effects are fantastic. The new strain phenomenon is hitting good. I'm getting blasted off one vape cap in my Frolic dhv, despite my high tolerance. Good pain relief but not groggy or foggy. I'm awake!

I can see why they felt proud enough to sell this at a higher price. I'm getting a nice floating feeling. Wish this had arrived a day earlier. I have chronic back pain. Had a flare up last night right as I was about to play Gamble With Your Friends. This would have saved me! So much easier to control my mood with a good pain relieving strain.