u/cclxvii

smell is unmistakably sfv - sweet pine cones, tart lemon, skunk, hint of tesoro • tastes like gas, pine, earth, citrus hints • onsets kwik, calming, full medium body buzz, focused • with sfv comfortably nestled in my mt.-bud-rushmore, i'm stoked i was able to grab a couple of these. the potential symptom relief list is extensive. hoping it has its typical sedative effects at night. • sfv has a simple profile & it checked all the boxes • easily in my top 5 from tesoro • 10/10 • also happy it came in the old jars

...there burger game IS pretty extensive, so i understand how one could get confused.

when it comes to strain descriptions, i trust/like allbud because their library is deep & they seem to be pretty spot on with their break-down. at 1st i thought the g.burger was its own thing until i saw the genetics on the product page (headbanger × han solo burger), which is what allbud calls "garlic banger". a little more research says "garlic burger" is of (gmo × donny burger) lineage.

i'm going to shoot them an email to see which one it actually is.

no big deal on the mix-up because both sets of genetics should make gas.

what do you think?

whiff: *light - smashed blueberries, dough, light gas, maybe an extra light squeeze of orange

palate: sweet, gas, light berry exhale

feel: slow building body buzz, easing on forehead/eyes, so far solid on symptom relief...decent strength on the smack.

overall happy again 8.3/10. the best blue cookies flower i've had wasn't the stinkiest, but effects & bag appeal were excellent. hope to see some blookies flower before dec.

last pic - new jar cap seal

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never had a major leak problem & curious to see if it helps folks who have.

here's the problem....the finish line is a couple of months away & tesoro is sending out high octane ⛽️. what am i gonna do?

this oldie but goodie is insane. this is hands down the best oil i've had from tesoro perioT. (cured, live, rosin, for 12mo.+)

thank goodness it helps with depression. it'll be sad to the market change.

it's super wet & the strength of this lemon apricot sherbet fuel when you open it is enough to bring a tear of joy & sadness to your eye knowing you scored it, along with the potential that something like this in december will cost you an arm & a leg, if anyone is even sending stuff like this good out. i know some folx stash's are full of shit like this, but i'm thankful i can ad this banger to mine.

aroma: lemon apricot sherbet fuel muffins, sweet citrus, sour fruit, candy, pine wood. it smells exactly like this grape lime ricky that used to float around md spensary's. tippy top shelf. you can smell the myrcene swimming ar9und in there.

taste: everything you'd expect from the above description

feels: light body buzz, energetic, happy, twinge of euphoria (a whiff is euphoric/therapeutic alone), relaxed-yet so boosted i scored.

give yourself a pat on the back if you snagged one. chisel your face into mount rushmore if you snagged more than that. i could talk about this for the rest of the afternoon but i'll shut up & sace some babble for comments.

probably gona end up flying through the 1.5g allowance for the next few weeks before the weekend & won't pull more than a g/month thereafter.

• smells pretty nice...notes are sweet pine, wood, spice & a background tart that has me thinking of a fresh green 🍏 or green jollyrancher • taste is sweet earth some spiced wood & a twinge of citrus or maybe that apple on exhale • after a couple dabs it feels like a good day-timer, relaxed but not inda-couch, but a more functional heady high with a light body buzz-onset is kwik...perfect those who participate on the job or just kickin' it outdoors • definitely reminiscent of the 1st time i bought w.widow circa '01 in amsterdam •

i'm quite happy i was able to snag a zipper even tho the trigger finger was a smidge slow this week on the two'piece. this including every other late 90's early 00's old skewl strains i've samp'd (not the current exotic inbreeding trend that's been kris-crossed with cookies & and its decendants everyway imaginable) has been nostalgic/good than a mofo. i have hit home runs with blue dream badder & crumble, orange dream, this widow, l.a. cake amongst a few other's in the stash that even gotten solid reviews from the community. it's refreshing having some stuff that doesn't have cookies written all over it's lineage...not that gmo & other cookies stuff doesn't slap.

still waiting on some apricot. they were ordered within minutes of each other, got tracking at roughly the same time, but one is here & the other went to washington, then back to portland-i'm projected for tues, but hoping for tomorrow. thank goodness that heatwave have taken a breather on this late live delivery. really hoping the live old skewler is on par with the rest. also i want to see what folks s.s.haze is hittin' on. 🍻

• aroma: sweet onion, fermented lemon, pungent, funk , savory spice, fruit garlic •

• taste: earth, dank spice, onion, rotten coffee grinds, earth w/minor citrus on exhale (flav lingers) •

• feel: relaxed eyes, low body buzz all over, sedative effect can induce couch lock w/subsequent dabs...promoted to night cap slot over blueberry pie • 8.5/10 • glad i copped 2 jars of this instead of splitting it with something else like last drop •

• not far behind some garlic coctail rosin (10/10) i got from top shelf n.c. last july • that lil tiny jar absolutely wreaks of strong armpit, rotten lemons, sour oranges & dank spice stuffed in a gym sock & left in a dark basement • it has matured so well • after having them both open i left the room for a sec & was teleported to a gold's gym locker room & everyone was eating lemon, lime & orange slices •

• last 2 shots are tesoro's last drop •

awesome to see multiple thursday landings in the chat...seperate rosin order still waiting for pickup • funky charms is solid • great consistency like dosido-moist sticky badder • aroma: sweet-cream-berry • flav: sweet with a twinge of sour vanilla, left a faint menthol on the palate after exhale (it's still there-not bad) • buzz emanating from shoulders/chest, happy, really chill • this 50/50 leans more indica • the perfect shoe in to take dosido out the driver's seat • 8/10

...that's all, 🍻

• aroma: earth, pungent, sugar cookie, gas • taste: sweet, gas, nutty spice • feels: solid smack, very relaxing, buzz builds in spine into the rest of the body • consistency: noyce • 8/10 •

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was happy the 🍯 🍌 benched @ 3.58g however, slightly bummed the t2 melted🍓 clocked in a couple of dabs short @ 3.34 • dabbed the bananas 1st, which has a sweet honey/vanilla, background earth aroma, it tastes good with a more green banana flav, not a super sweet 🍌 but still sweet, with some spice & earth on exhale...light but easy to find notes • was body smacked mid exhale with tons of euphoric head activity(had me thinking of some rando childhood shit)-settled into a chill haze • 🍓 smells like i put some strawberries in a gym sock & left it in a dank basement • tastes of cream & strawberry-creamy/herbal/spice exhale • feels very relaxing, light body buzz with some tingling in the face, it cleared up some of the unexpected anxiousness i got from 🍌 • satisfied overall until the 🍓's gone & i just want 2 more dabs of it • i forgot to snap banana in it's original jar • #8.5/10

i was a little on edge when i noticed the pic "looked" super dry after i pulled the trigger • i'm again happy with the b.dream • with 95% tesoro stash being sugar/badder consistency, it's refreshing to add a solid crumble • although drier than suger, it's not a dry crumble • the aroma is the same recognizable b.dream i got in march, with with expected b.d. effects • i like a good crumble because it's light & airy...the jars i switch two normally take 2oz wet with head space for another half-Zip, this damn near filled the same jar with 1 zip • packing 2 in that jar leaves zer0 head space • in my experience, crumble lasts a bit longer • happy with tesoro again for the ump-teenth time • hope the melted 🍓's & honey🍌show tamara for the holiday • shipping was lightning

ordered the gum monday & king the day after & they both arrived today...impressive coast to coast hike again • gum went from chest to spine with the buzz, tasted creamy/sweet/umami, smelled like tesoro/sweet/spice with a nice heavy indi-calm • king left the face smacked, hashy/diesel vapor with a slight pine on jar whiff + tesoro...the king was a nice kick in the pants after a long day of dabbing •

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• smells: sweet, necterine, dough (no noticeable "soro" funk) after dab smells reminiscent of some good chronic • taste: creamy, sweet, hints of citrus/hydro/gas • feels: straight to the forehead/behind eyes, shoulders relaxed, light functional body buzz, clear head, bump in energy • has taken the driver's seat til next drop • gona have to put a zip away into the reserve • easy tesoro top 2 along with milk & cookies (still babysitting 10g m&c from altura last july)