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Haz modding a dozen leftist subreddits while waiting for his chicky tendies in the toaster oven.
Satire and not AI
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The Great Debate: Are Ants Communists or Imperialist Pests?
Inspired by one of my older classics, “Why Dolphins Aren’t Communists (and Never Will Be!)”, I decided it was time for another investigation into the political nature of the animal kingdom.
Here is the link to the dolphin debate: https://www.reddit.com/r/TankieTheDeprogram/s/CK1shWI3WP
This time, however, in true ML spirit, I don’t want to jump to conclusions. Before we reach a final position, we must hold a proper debate in accordance to the principles of democratic centralism.
So, what is your opinion on ants?
Are they an example of communist organization?
Or are they actually tiny imperialist pests, ruthlessly expanding their territory, exploiting other species, and maintaining a brutal caste system under the command of an unelected queen?
The floor is open. Debate begins now.