r/TonyRobbins

Anyone watching his pitch for America.Gov in which he shakes hands with Donald Trump and gives Elon Musk fellatio while wearing a red tie makes me think that he will.

Here's why:

1. He's got charisma

2. He's a good salesman

3. He can gaslight with the best of them

4. He's better than the last guy.

5. He's got a belief in God, which will go down with the powerful Christian right.

6. He stole someone else's ideas and turned them into his own.

7. He's already a guru, because his video "I am not your guru" says he's not.

8. He's not remotely humble.

9. He's got an 'improved myself' story, going from fat and miserable to the man you see today (or something like that).

10. He's mixing with all the right people, and he's not JD Vance.