r/TumblrDraws

If you're struggling, maybe you just haven't found your personal equivalent of a pond yet.

u/Jackviator — 3 days ago

"...Ok, how about this: computer, show me fortnite dilfs." "Nope." "Fortnite gilfs...?" "Absolutely the fuck not."

u/Jackviator — 7 days ago

Remember kids, always practice safe witchcraft, and never re-use the blood you've already utilized to draw the arcane circles to then make your curses. It just might backfire and leave YOU the one suffering the constantly-stubbing-your-toe hex rather than your intended target.

u/Jackviator — 11 days ago

"Listen, we both know you're only asking to be polite, my arms are getting sore from carrying this shit and I still have to make it to the bougie part of town to get full size candy bars. Let's cut to the chase."

u/Jackviator — 12 days ago