In my urban fantasy setting, most cops are actually fey

  1. Anything you say can and will be used against you (be it in the court of law or the fey courts)

  2. On paper they follow rules, but in practice there are enough loopholes and exceptions to where they can usually do whatever they want.

  3. instead of fairy circles they have rings of crime tape

  4. literally steal the names and faces of criminals to perform undercover work

  5. can communicate with beasts, makes K9 units more effective and gathering witnesses quite easy

u/Infinite_Eyeball — 2 months ago
▲ 422 r/seals

I love when seals almost look like they're giving a comforting smile

like "you're right seal, even when I doubt myself I know you believe in me, and that's all that matters."

u/Infinite_Eyeball — 2 months ago

Dreamed that Gaster from Undertale started living at the Washington Monument and became a meme

P.S. When I dreamed about posting this meme, I paradoxically got a few upvotes and several deleted comments before even posting it, including one by myself.

u/Infinite_Eyeball — 3 months ago

it is the nature of all life to change, nothing will remain the same forever

and don't you fucking dare consider genetic modification (not even to get cat ears)

u/Infinite_Eyeball — 3 months ago
▲ 82 r/worldjerking+1 crossposts

This is world is so small guys, there's only The Americas, Africa, Oceania and the other parts of Asia (Includes Middle East)

u/Infinite_Eyeball — 4 months ago