r/Turnip28

"As a frail boy, child, person, thing, born in the small settlement of Dirtmire he lived a starving squelching life of squallerrrrr. But, one day a wandering band of ragged worshippers stumbled into the settlement. Dragged behind These dregs was a small cart on which sat a Massive, Succulent, Moist Violet Behemoth of a Tuber. The BOY took one look at this and knew that he must DEVOUR IT. He then waited till dark, night, sleepy time and snuck into the nearby field where the congregation now slept. The BOY then fed off of this Holy Purple Potato while its followers slept unaware. As he ate, his body became supple, obtuse, **SWOLEEEE** aged 40 years in a single meal! Taking the last bite as the sun rose the worshippers awoke to see this MONSTER of a man standing before them, his body now bestowed with the gifts of their most HOLY of TUBERS. He then reached his HOLY hands down and fashioned a BOW out of the roots from the holy spud intending to utilize the last remnants, pieces, bits of the TUBER to carry him onward!

Since that fateful day our HERO (Bastien the Bucketheaded) has travelled across Cyst gaining many a follower while looking to . . Do . . . Well something.. . (We really dont know what he is doing) but, he uh, his followers unfortunately are quite. Annoying, loud, stupid, BOTHERSOME. Because of this he has affixed a thick bucket to his head, noggin braincase to drown out their constant pestering!

But yeah, this is my Missle Fodder, or maybe chaff apparently, I use the followers, cart and quivers for his wound markers since he is the only one really doing anything!

Last one of the annoying companions done!

Made some dice for my games. Thought they'll fit in here.

Now I just need a tooth styled regiment 🪥🪥

Another wound marker for my "Main Character" (Missile Fodder)

Im making a Unit of Missile Fodder and these are the two units im working on to use as wound markers for the "Main Character"

I noticed my pack leader had nothing to crack the whip on, so I had to fix that. I wanted to sculpt a chaotic, fused mass of ravenous heads, a true chimera forcing its way through the trenches. I tried to give each head its own personality. I hope you like it or find it disgusting