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Woolie Madden, you are a coward.

Woolie Madden, you are a coward.

This week’s CSB title is wrongly named No One’s Ready For A Battle Poop, when we clearly hear Woolie say “Shit.” TWICE.

This is not the first time he has desecrated the podcast tradition of picking the most ridiculous out-of-context phrase spoken as the title verbatim. CSB359: Shadow The Hedgehog “Loves” Our Podcast is ACTUALLY Shadow The Hedgehog Is Attracted To Our Podcast. Ever since that day, Woolie Madden has censored and shuffled certain title quotes post-show.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! This show is built on honest scrubbery and pure shit-talk, and half-assery WILL be brought to light! Becoming a father has dulled your edge, Madden! You will never escape your roots so long as we live to remind you!

u/Ringabal — 23 hours ago

Moments in game history that are important to remember?

Sometimes its important to remember the Stadia, and how the Stadia was a bad idea and a bad product. Which like a bad product should, failed and sorta just crumpled up and died.

It's also important as part of that to remember its terrible performance, controller, and pricing. While also keeping in mind it was meant to be a massive step forward in removing ownership of things players bought.

Though it making Battle For The Grid the first 5 platform cross-platform game was cool I guess.

Edit: Remember when Fallout 76 came out and was a complete dumpster fire where every week a new dumpster caught fire? Do you remember how they tried to get good press for the game without fixing anything? Do you remember the charisma blackhole that was the three way stream of Ninja the streamer, Logic the rapper, and Rick and Morty as Vtuber models? A stream in which long stretches of silence into double digit minutes would happen, they couldn't figure out anything interesting to do, and the game ran like shit.

Edit 2: Remember that time Gearbox wanted to do a live stream to reveal the trailer for Borderlands 2, in which Randy Pitchford walked out on stage high as a kite doing magic tricks and derailed the show for half an hour? Then when they finally got Randy off stage they showed the trailer at like 10 frames a second with no sound.

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u/Silvery_Cricket — 1 day ago

Jo Guns Crosses A Line

It was pretty funny that Pat predicted Woolie would make fun of all the Ishgard names, but still! Love that goober Haurchefant. As well as a crack at a joke someone in chat said that Pat pointed out. Fun to go back to the OG Jo Guns fit for a dumb template. And finally... I might have to apologize for the last one. It was a sketch that went too far and by the time I thought, "this might be a terrible idea" I was almost done with the flats so why not finish it.

Source (it's me!): https://bsky.app/profile/maelstromtear.bsky.social/post/3mthxqtgroc27

u/MaelstromTear — 23 hours ago

Things you were surprised were Big in Japan???

Amused by this Japanese poster for The Backrooms, with a blurb from Hideo Kojima describing it as "a liminal space version of CUBE". The cult of CUBE was one of the first big-in-Japan phenomena to mystify me after doing some research. People who've never seen Star Wars have seen CUBE. Some have even seen CUBE 2: Hypercube.

Once you notice this, you can't unsee the film's impact on the culture. Every work of Japanese entertainment from the past 30 years in which people suddenly wake up trapped and/or are forced to compete in some deadly escape room-style contest owes a debt to CUBE (see last year's Exit 8, whose director is also blurbed on the poster, and Kojima's own PT). It's ironic when the influences circle their way back via things created after being inspired by the original source.

The other 2 pics are from Streets of Fire (1984), one of the other more well known examples of this. Bombed everywhere but Japan, where it went on to influence everything from Final Fight to Bubblegum Crisis.

u/sadderall-sea — 1 day ago

Older installments of gaming franchises that feel peculiar

Yes just to be clear, I am referring to the trope of Early Installment Weirdness where the first entry of a gaming franchise feels s bit peculiar because the gameplay aspects the franchise would become known for are not present yet.

Like one game that I was observing was the first Megaman game ever made as the game is interesting because for starters, there is a scoring system as it’s not really used that much in the game as it would become dropped in later games.

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u/KaleidoArachnid — 22 hours ago

Xbox announces a run of Mattel Brick Shop sets to celebrate the original Xbox, including Morrowind and Ha-wait, MORROWIND?!

u/WarMom_II — 1 day ago

Times when fandoms wanted their thing to lighten up/have a lighter tone?

I feel like I've seen a hundred different fandoms insist that the thing that they're a fan of would be way better if it were "darker and more mature", but I usually don't hear about fandoms wanting a lighter tone from their hyperfixation, the only examples I can think of are for superhero stuff.

u/Aquanort357 — 1 day ago
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"That's unacceptable": Red Dead Redemption dev says crunch at Rockstar was to "put on the show" for executives, not to fix bugs

Kris Roberts worked at Rockstar for years, first tuning the vehicles for the Midnight Club games and then leading the design of Red Dead Redemption's multiplayer modes. He says the final six months of development on Rockstar's cowboy epic was the worst period of crunch he's experienced in the game industry, and he argues that the overtime wasn't even really about making the game better. Instead, it was about putting on a show for executives.

For his part, Roberts feels "conflicted" about airing these old frustrations, in part because he pushed himself into "self-directed" crunch on Midnight Club. "I was doing that because I thought it was important or I wanted to be involved at that level and it was me doing it," he says. But things were different with Red Dead Redemption, and Roberts is particularly frustrated by "artificial" incidents where Rockstar would declare "all hands on deck" overtime during weekend visits from executives like Sam Houser and Leslie Benzies.

"I remember a couple specific examples of a Friday afternoon, [when] management would send out an email that said, 'Just so we're all clear, we need to be here this weekend.' Then a follow-up email would say, 'And this weekend doesn't just mean Saturday.' I've made promises to my kids about what we're going to do this weekend. and Friday afternoon at 4:30 you're telling me I need to be here on Sunday regardless of what's going on. That's unacceptable," Roberts says.

"And it wasn't because, 'Oh, if you have a certain number of issues in Bugstar, or 'If you have critical things that must be fixed before the next build,' or 'If you have a legitimate business case for putting in that weekend time then we want you to be here.' It was more like, 'No, we need to put on the show of appearance that everybody's here all the time, because we have an executive visiting or something."

As multiplayer design lead, Roberts was then tasked with communicating these expectations to his team. This was a part of why he eventually said "I don't want to do this" and chose to leave the studio. "It was certainly in the top four" reasons for moving on, he jokes.

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u/Gorotheninja — 1 day ago

What media gives you the strength to keep going?

1997 berserk soundtrack kinda slaps when you've got nothing else left

- thanks everyone this has been nice

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u/Kim_Dom — 1 day ago

Apparently Flex Mentallo, Hero of the Beach, can flex so hard it can turn The Pentagon into The Circle (Doom Patrol #44)

What's there left to say?

u/Funny_Mud6639 — 22 hours ago

Horror/Supernatural Rules you Could Easily Follow?

This came to me as I was watching the Passenger 2026 movie.

Long story short, in order for the demon to haunt you, you have to break 1 of 2 rules as you travel.

Don't stop for anything and dont travel deserted roads at night.

I thought about it, and I would never be on the demon's radar because I dont stop for anything when im driving in the first place.

Second, im from bumfuck South Carolina with family in areas where your phone is basically useless. I never drive those roads at night.

So I figured this would be a fun discussion for the sub. Are there any rules of engagement in media that you could easily follow?

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u/nugood2do — 1 day ago

Reddit Writers & Other Creators: What do you make of all this, Marvin? [August 19, 2026]

Goals and hopes for the week?

Any concerns or obstacles?

Let's find out.

##Topic of the Week:

The words "tourist", "LARP", and a bunch of others have sort of become buzzwords recently, but the idea of some sort of gatekeeping has always been around. As probably could be guessed by my tone, I don't always have the greatest opinion on gatekeeping due to how fandoms often act even without people getting pissy that someone could possibly have things they are weirded out by.

THAT BEING SAID, it is also self evident that another thing that has always been around but amplified by the internet is people speaking in things they either know very little or nothing about. I am not sure if I would even say that these are opposite ends of the spectrum since I see both things happen in the same breath by the same people.

Either way, I am of two minds regarding uninformed opinions. I do have resentment for anyone who does not have the humility to admit when they do not know something and even more resentment when they refuse to correct themselves or learn.

But on the other hand, everyone does indeed have the right to an opinion, and even uninformed opinions can be useful in a way since with very few exceptions, the vast majority of people would not know much about a given topic. So knowing what the impressions are can be interesting and can be a point of reference for a lot of stuff.

Still, maybe we should ease up on being loud and wrong.

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u/Kakuzan — 1 day ago

BREAKING: PlayStation is rebooting the online game Horizon Hunters Gathering after negative playtest feedback. New plan is smaller scope, more traditional co-op multiplayer, no more live service.

Sony Group Corp.’s PlayStation division is overhauling Horizon Hunters Gathering, the online action game it announced earlier this year, following negative player feedback, according to people familiar with the company’s plans.

Guerrilla Games, the Amsterdam-based PlayStation subsidiary behind the Horizon franchise, has been working to reboot the game since June, said the people, speaking anonymously because they were not authorized to talk publicly about the project’s future. Following poor feedback in private testing earlier this year, the plan now is to strip out the live-service component and turn it into more of a traditional cooperative multiplayer game with a story mode and a far smaller scope.

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u/FluffyFluffies — 1 day ago

What steps do you take to resist online enshittification?

As websites and apps continue to make their products worse in service of 'engagement' and impossible infinite growth, what steps have you taken to have better control over sites that you use?

Ad-blockers are common enough that they hardly need mentioning, but do you have any browser extensions or other tools that go beyond that?

For example, when I'm on my desktop I always stick to old.reddit.com whenever possible, except when a thread is packed with images that are easier to see in the new format.

I also recently got so sick of how YouTube jams Shorts and 'Most Relevant' into my subscription feed that I installed a browser extension that clears all that out and allows me to go back to how that feed used to look: A vertical list (not a grid) with both a thumbnail and a description. I get to scroll down until I see the last video I watched, then go back up and add vids to my 'watch later' list. No more trying to figure out where the actual list begins, no more trying to figure things out with just a thumbnail, etc.

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u/QuantumFeline — 1 day ago