r/UniUKCirclejerk

So when the lecturer asks a question i like to raise my hand and shout the answer :D

It is a very nice feeling when you get the right answer every time in front of lots of people :DDD aaaa

The topic i do is called Mechanical Engineering so its pretty engaging.

Sometimes the lecture might be a little confusing so asking a question to clarify things helps a lot :D

One time i asked a question and the guy behind me muttered " good question mate" while he looked at the board in awe or something.

At the end of the lecture i like to tell the lecturer his lecture was very good and helpful.

So I have an unconditional offer from Cambridge to study law (it’s the highest ranked I think). I know Cambridge is a very prestigious university, particularly for law, but I’m still not sure whether to take it.

I really liked RE at school and would love to do a degree in it. I particularly enjoyed learning about Buddhism and Sikhism and I think knowledge of those religions can really help me with a graduate role. I much prefer studying RE to law.

Wrexham also has the edge on Cambridge because it is in Wales and Wales are probably my favourite sea creature. I’m pretty sure they filmed I’m a celeb there too at one point. Only thing I’m worried about is Ant & Dec coming out of nowhere and making me put Ant’s balls in my mouth, but I suppose I don’t have to do it.

I also love Deadpool and he owns Wrexham’s football team which gives it a further edge on Cambridge (whose football team is owned by some random dude who isn’t my favourite superhero).

Whilst I’m not discounting the prestige of law at Cambridge, but I’m edging much towards RE at Wrexham for the reasons I’ve just mentioned. I’ve rejected offers from Bradford for LLB KSI studies and Wolverhampton for LLB garlic mushroom farming. Cambridge law and Wrexham RE are my only choices now.

I’m totally incapable of thinking for myself and can’t be arsed going to the open days or conducting my own research to decide which one I like better so I’ve decided to make a Reddit post to let random people on the internet decide where I spend the next 3 years of my life 😊

I'm a LaRP (Law and Rigorous Philosophy) student and recently graduated in the summer with a "First". My parents arranged a graduation party next week for me at the Royal Albert Hall and at first i was over the moon, until my my best friend texted me and told me she graduated with a first too (she graduated a bit later becuase of mitigating circumstances due to the death of her pet fly).

I was like how? I got a first too. She was offended but i don't care, my head was spinning. How can TWO people get a first? I fully expected her to get like 40 and below (quite frankly she was far from the smartest in our class of 50).

I texted other people on the course and they also said they got firsts. You get a first, you get a first, EVERYONE GET'S A FIRST!

I feel robbed. I was the one who got first place, and now everyone is first now? Who's 2nd? 3rd? 4th? Is this some kind of sick participation trophy??

So I want to make some friends at uni however I keep getting bullied when I start telling them my beliefs. So I support the Israeli government and I am a Zionist and vote Reform UK. I also support the Holocaust, the Nanjing massacre, the Holodomor genocide, the Kazakh Famine, the Rwandan genocide, the Armenian genocide and the Cambodian genocide and I am a member of the KKK. Also I'm a Nazi.

For some reason they keep calling me a fascist or something and go up to my dorm waving flags and putting stickers on my door? Am i cooked?

I’ve seen a lot of posts asking whether drinking alcohol is necessary when going to the pub. I’m not really a drinker myself but was invited to the pub by a couple mates on Thursday. I accepted the invite but decided I wasn’t going to drink. Big mistake.

When I arrived at the pub and ordered just a Pepsi max, my mates immediately confronted me with insults such as “wet wipe” and “sober sausage.” I thought they were just having a laugh. They weren’t.

They then informed a member of pub staff that I wasn’t going to be drinking, the member of staff then grabbed me, and had my friends assist him in taking me to the dartboard. Once at the dartboard, I was tied to the wall with handcuffs, with my back of my head touching the dartboard.

The staff member then announced to everyone in the pub that they get one free dart throw, and if they hit my face they win a free shot. This was obviously very scary, as my face has only been used as a dartboard once or twice in the past.

Thankfully, everyone missed. Unfortunately though, they decided that, because everyone missed, I needed an alternative punishment for not drinking alcohol.

They kept me tied to the wall on the dartboard, but instead of throwing darts they force fed me all different types of alcohol such as beer, cider, wine, vodka, rum, tequila, sourz, WKD, you know, all the dangerous stuff. They did this until I was blackout drunk and had thrown up 17 times.

I woke up hours later in my mate’s uni accommodation, which he had transformed into a makeshift hospital room sort of thing. I noticed I had a cannula in my arm which was hooked up to a vodka drip. He then walked in and told me that, if I could split the G in 3 attempts, he would set me free. Luckily I succeeded and was able to make it to my 9am on Friday.

But the moral of the story is, if you don’t drink, don’t go to the pub… or else…

Hi all, long time commenter first time reader. I've just moved into university halls and I'm just wondering if s*x is allowed here. And if so, would any g*rls like to come over for some 'study' (s*x)? 😏