I'm distraught, my university faked my grade
I'm a LaRP (Law and Rigorous Philosophy) student and recently graduated in the summer with a "First". My parents arranged a graduation party next week for me at the Royal Albert Hall and at first i was over the moon, until my my best friend texted me and told me she graduated with a first too (she graduated a bit later becuase of mitigating circumstances due to the death of her pet fly).
I was like how? I got a first too. She was offended but i don't care, my head was spinning. How can TWO people get a first? I fully expected her to get like 40 and below (quite frankly she was far from the smartest in our class of 50).
I texted other people on the course and they also said they got firsts. You get a first, you get a first, EVERYONE GET'S A FIRST!
I feel robbed. I was the one who got first place, and now everyone is first now? Who's 2nd? 3rd? 4th? Is this some kind of sick participation trophy??