r/VXJunkies

Hello everyone! My wife and I have been working on transducing the Elohimium-3 in order to shift some materials to our Boltonium-Hart reactor, which seemed pretty simple. After all, you just create a destabilization at position thirty three and the positrons do all the work for you!

But we made a mistake when designing the negaton capacitor and forgot to beef up the setup with a layer of plywood. I know, I know: rookie mistake! (In fairness, I have been out of high school for several years.)

The problem is that my wife disappeared. She was next to me and the door was locked but it seems like she just... vanished.

I keep hearing her wails, so I assume that a transdimensional cascade took place after the Tarkovsky-Strugatsky event and she is merely trapped elsewhere. And you might think "oh, that's an easy one, just invert the boson field manipulator and she'll pop right up." But the problem is that the wails are coming from our bedroom, which is about a mile upwind from our setup.

I'm not too eager to disassemble the flank matrix, since that would take months, so I would be open to some ideas on how to get her back. Anyone dealt with this before?

Thanks.

About three years ago when building my workshop, my father-in-law and I added a sidephase nanomist condenser to deal with overflow in my Tøngen-foam production pipeline.

The problem is, we walled it up and forgot about it. I never checked to see if it was working. (I know, I know, any first year engineer knows the acronym, S.N.A.R.T. Mock me, I deserve it.)

I assume the entire shed is termion-positive at this point. I've self-reported to DBI and paid the cleanup fine. My question is, what do I change to make sure the condenser works? My foam customers are willing to overlook an honest mistake but I need clean product going forward!

Thanks for any help.

It’s even called a reployer in game, one of the devs must be a real junkie to come up with a pun like that.

Hello everyone,

I need some help with a Helmholtz-Schneider Remote-Field Resonator. Unfortunately, I have to redact the spiral waveform being used as it's not publishable material, but I'm hoping that I can get some guidance regardless.

This resonator is designed to force a Cherenkov cascade by changing the phase velocity of infrared light emitted from the resonator (Fig. B). I have it running between 90-130mHz with an internal electron pressure (vacuum induced) high enough to offset reactor mass by approximately half. I'm avoiding posting actual numbers here but anyone familiar with the setup should be able to approximate them. I won't be going into the material science involved with this high vacuum state - suffice to say that it's a proprietary alloy.

So - the meat of the issue is this: atoms are being trapped within eddy currents around the corona of the sphere (Fig. A) as expected. When EM collapse occurs, electricity is being fed back into the system at a higher rate than it enters. Basic Zero-Kelvin truncation and point energy extraction from virtual time crystals. The issue is that when the machine is turned off the atoms held in the corona accelerate inwards before bouncing back out, but at a reduced mass. We've run this dozens of times and the sensors are picking up every quark and gluon - we're not getting the same amount back is we're putting in.

Has anyone noticed this before? This is supposed to generate energy from field distortion collapse directly from the passage of time, creating a localized bubble of negative entropy, but having matter disappear (where is it going?) gives us pause - is this conversion consuming the atoms held in the eddy currents? Is there some other force at play here that we've missed? I'm confident that our sensor coverage is 100%, so the data is clean, but the interpretation is confounding.

Thanks in advance. If you can clear this up for us we might be interested in having you on retainer as a consultant.

I’ve already coated my Sheffield’s gasket with thixotropic grease but I was wondering if there were any other ways I could slow oxidation when it is constantly coming into contact with hyperchilled tetramoxanine. This is going into a Keeblesauer 5320 that I’m trying to modify so I can make more highly concentrated nebulated sarconian gel I can use as a substrate for delta-phasing organic samples.

Well, it's started!

I finally convinced myself that a lawnmower and a couple of old bikes don't actually need their own dedicated parking space. My homelab is becoming a reality.

I cleared out Bay B of my garage, slapped up three layers of lead backed drywall, and prepped the slab for a vintage 1984 Vektor Klaus 4000 frame.

Most people start their VX journey with a modest benchtop micro rig, but if you want to study high frequency wave interactions without vaporizing your secondary containment seal, you need mass. Lots of mass.

The frame I ordered was dropped off at 3:15 AM by Bill Tandyn on his flatbed 42 footer... straight from of High Plains Precision & Surplus (HPPS) in Wamsutter. If you ever need heavy duty manganese core housings, or vintage dampening rails, order through their HPPS surplus lot. Just make sure you ask for "Chuck" and verify he doesn't hit you with the interstate delta tax.

My new lab assistant, Dean, managed to drop a 50 pound capacitor bank onto his left foot within ten minutes of offloading. He swore it was static buildup in his gloves, rather than gravity, but given that his hair was standing straight up before we even hooked up the ground rod, I am having my doubts about his calibration habits. There's a learning curve with him, but he has a strong back and seems pretty healthy... today.

Seeing that chassis bolted to the floor brought back memories of my days studying under Dr. Aris Thorne, rest in pieces. He used to hit the chalkboard with a wooden pointer until it snapped, yelling that a frame unlevel by three arc seconds is just a dirty bomb waiting for a baseline test.

We are still waiting on the primary cooling manifold, but tomorrow we start prepping the manifold seals for the bio matrix trials.

Remember to wear your PPE.