r/althomestuck

Is this the anvil they make Zillyweapons on or are you supposed to forge stuff on this using the Warhammer of Zillyhoo

or is it just a lil guy who happens to look like this

u/Samendorf — 10 hours ago

I just made this meme (but In Spanish again)

Anyways here's the translation

(Upper text): Why are you evil?

(Jack Noir): *bunch of text*

(Lord English): because I can

u/PerhappensChance — 1 day ago
▲ 708 r/althomestuck+1 crossposts

Don’t worry, they’re (un)trained professionals!

This lovely Rosemary piece is by the… creatively named @PussyVonFagg0t on twitter and tumblr!

u/Dull-Sea-8903 — 2 days ago

Decided to make another version because of a comment, at least it makes more sense now :)

It's just the same as the other one

u/PerhappensChance — 1 day ago

Alt!Homestuck Karkat Month Competition Results

If you aren't aware, a fanwork contest was held to celebrate the month of June, which as we are all aware, is Karkat month. Hence the flag representing hemospectrum unity everybody loves. In case you were unawares.

The winner overall was offkilterkeys, by virtue of them winning three times. So they won three games. Even if three things didn't win, Caliborn/Sentry Worm would definitely be a contender for a victor by itself.

I was going to additionally reward the victor by throwing in that shitty saint's row reboot for free, just so they could like. Tell people they own it, because I think its a decently funny thing to have in your steam library if you don't have any of the other Saint's Row games. But three games is already a lot, so that kinda blunts the joke of it being totally inexplicable.

Anyway, here are the results:

  1. Roxy/Spades Slick - u/casuallyakward

  2. Degbert/Handmaid - u/rexis

  3. Swiss/That Other Harry - u/anbeyance

  4. Kanaya/Terezi - u/annieisapeaperson

  5. The Circus (Whistles)/WV - u/MoonestLight

  6. Dpregbert/Beforan Karkat (forgot his fancy title) - Libfard

  7. Jake/Damara (I think) - u/samendorf (its a morrowind mod, not an image (I'm not going to send the file, and I don't have morrowind, but I did examine the assets.))

  8. Jane/Rose - u/offkilterkeys (they wrote that cookbook is a good name for this ship and i have to agree. someone, make that a thing.)

  9. Mom/Mindfang - u/offkilterkeys

  10. Caliborn/Sentry Worm - u/offkilterkeys

I was going to reveal each of the games they won but ah, I kinda misplaced the list of games that I handed out, so I'm not actually 100% on what everybody won. I don't feel like going through the five minute process of finding out again, either.

By the way, Karkat hated all of this and told me I should've just gotten a gift card. Happy Karkat Day.

u/harryhinderson — 2 days ago