r/althomestuck

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Now that I think about it, what did she even do in Canon besides grooming kids and trying to kill Roxy for no reason?

In any case, she's still better than Feferi.

She is my precious little child and I love her

I drew this cause I needed to finish SOMETHING!!!! Also cause I think it’s funny that Dave’s Brother is canonically into snuff specifically, I feel like nobody talks about that and that they mostly focus on the gay thing

I'm gonna do a TGP session with my friends to roleplay as the NITW characters but I want our classpects to be accurate. What would they be?

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Never have and never will read Epilogues/Beyond Canon due to Jade angst :(

I think it a pretty self explanatory tierlist, most trolls don't have that much significance and I wasn't part of the Homestuck mania to get attached to them, so none are in C.

Not very good at backgrounds but i tried, btw this is a reference to the Chainsaw Man Movie pool scene

If you want to know what a Lord of Void looks like, here’s the definitive answer.

A bit of context. Early in his wrestling career everyone hated his bitch ass, because all he did was sit around looking pretty and smiling like a dumbass. Then he started insulting people, and everyone started liking him. That was the biggest mistake humanity has ever made. The former was his true self. His bestial form. We accepted the polite fiction he presented, because we couldn’t handle the truth.

He always plays the same character, and it’s just Dwayne Johnson. He doesn’t act, he just looks around vaguely confused by everything. He rarely appears in costume and usually just an earthy toned shirt, and whenever he does it’s clearly something he just purchased at party city ten seconds before the take. His absence of character is so aggressive that he is more ontologically real than any fictional universe attempting to contain him.

He just… appears. Inexplicably. In a majority of movies. I’m not even sure he’s ever casted, he just fucking materializes on set, looking around kinda perplexed, and the writers just have to work him into the script because he’s immovable. He’s the world’s most expensive B list actor, and I’m not sure anybody knows why. John Cena can actually act. I can’t tell if his presence inherently creates mediocrity or if he subsides off it or what. He clearly doesn’t know either, and probably doesn’t care.

I don’t think he eats or sleeps or anything, he just appears around the multiverse at random and looks around confused at everything, being buff and bald and wearing something brown or gray. Then when you try to ask him what the hell he’s doing there he vanishes as if he was never there.

Actually, I’m 90% sure he didn’t exist prior to a few seconds ago. A few seconds ago he was just transplanted into my memory, as if he always existed, even though he obviously didn’t.

If I travel to an alternate universe where everything is different, Dwayne Johnson will inexplicably be exactly the same. I imagine Alternian Dwayne Johnson looks the exact same as human Dwayne Johnson, and nobody ever questions it. It’s just:

CG: THAT’S DWAYNE JOHNSON. HE’S JUST SOME SHITTY “WRESTLER” OR SOMETHING.

EB: why does he look human?

CG: WHAT?

CG: OH YEAH I GUESS HE KINDA DOES. WEIRD.

Honestly? There are no other Lords except Dwayne Johnson. He’s just so extreme, so unique, that I can’t imagine any Lords except Dwayne Johnson existing. Caliborn? Just a weird mage. There’s nothing behind that smile. There’s something inherently fascinating and disgusting about the sheer *audacity* of his existence. Why does he think he can do that? Why do we allow him to? The answer is that if we stop him, something fundamental about the universe will stop. He’s forcefully woven himself into the fabric of spacetime and we can’t do anything about it but look upon him in horror as he expands his dominion.

FUCK this guy. Equius is an infinitely better buff guy who is finds everything vaguely confusi

move over superman!!! black adanm is about to change the howrarchy of power in the DC universe. in theaters october 21st 2022 ctober 21st 2022

By the way, the only reason Caliborn isn't at the very top is because once he finds out what a shower is, he'll shower a ton, just like Dirk does.

panel 1, 2 & 3: my art.
panel 4 & 5: my dear friend's art.

(this is an inside joke between us)