r/asoiafcirclejerk

"I'll fucking suck your dick!Please! I'll do anything! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit! I'll eat your fucking shit in front of the entire watch!"

u/Original_Mulberry652 — 13 hours ago

What if instead of taking the black (joining the nights watch) he took the blackpill and became a looksmaxxer?

u/No-Key629 — 12 hours ago

Someone just messaged me this for saying Vhagar's size is inconsistent in HotD

I'm dying

u/Neader — 10 hours ago

"When his once-thick golden hair had begun to recede, he commanded his barber to shave his head; Lord Tywin did not believe in half measures." What an absolute chad Tywin was.

u/GusGangViking18 — 22 hours ago