r/berserklejerk

Corkus is the worst. He’s an ugly bastard. Blocky ass face I don’t know how people goon to him. But that’s not why I hate him. Men with very sharp features can look tremendous but corkus’ personality more than overshadows any possibility of sexual attraction to him.

Here’s some reasons why he sucks!

First off, corkus is a horrifically misogynistic man. He views women solely as objects of pleasure. We see many instances of him sexualizing and making crude inappropriate remarks about women. He’s completely inconsiderate of anyone else’s thoughts/feelings/opinions. He just thinks everything he does is right. IT’S NOT.

Corkus is a coward on the battlefield. He runs and screams during the eclipse(what a bitch) we see many instances of fear, cowardice, and outbursts of humiliation. He’s a net negative to the band of the hawk to put him in any position of power. He would be good cannon fodder on the front lines but he’s not on the front lines, somehow he keeps getting invited to the important scenes. He’s like that one person one of your friends brings to the hangout every once in a while. And he’s just a total douche and sucks the energy out of the entire room. Fuck that guy. Isidro could beat him blindfolded.

And guts leaves, he has a temper tantrum. The ugly chucklefuck can’t contain his emotions and makes the entire situation about himself. NO ONE CARES. We get it you’re jealous of guts because he’s (glazing reasons I don’t want to type.) no one invited you bro. He’s always negative and gross. Just a net fucking negative bro.
I just found out my mom and dad are getting a divorce.

Also I’m watching the eclipse on the background rn and Judeaus last words were r word as fuck. “You cry too much” like what? You were hyping casca up a minute ago on the horse with an amazing eloquent pep talk. Also judeau missed out on a life of drowning in pussy and sausage dude. He should’ve accepted that casca wasn’t his endgame and gone on a crazy sex bender. He’s right when he says he’s a smooth talker because judaeu is the goat. A smooth, suave, jack of all trades marksman. He could’ve had a girl in every town and a guy in every port (get it)

Anyways corkus is a bitch. Jew dough is him. I just scrolled and saw how long this rant was so if you read it thank you. And if you disagree, fuck you.🤍

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