r/birbhostage

I'm trying to work on a beading project. He flew down to check out the forbidden seeds. The offer I was given was to let him have his forbidden glass feast or I hold him like an ice cream cone. Now he's asleep. Dammit. What now?

Slowly morphing into a tree, but I don’t mind

I can not express how happy and emotional this makes me every time he leans on my arm and takes a nap 😭 I take a break from whatever it is I was doing at the time and wait for him to wake up 🥹🥹

Ooooooooh mah lasdfgsjakdgajaj 🥲

My poor shoulder 💔💔

Oh well

I've been sick and have only had two protein bars the whole day. I finally got up enough energy to cook some soup. I heard the cooker turn off five minutes after Pineapple decided to take a nap on my stomach.

It's been nearly an hour and he's still sleeping *so hard*. He's a ten-year-old senior and I kept her up late last night with being sick. I can't bear to move. What do I do...? 😅

Edit: As you can see from the spikes, Pineapple has also been going through an intense molt. Poor baby.