r/conlangscirclejerk

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What are you telling people when you're mad in your conlang?

When I am mad, I say "МИ СУ ТЬО КАКО" meaning "I'M SHITTING ON YOU", usually telling that to AI assistants.

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u/a-verypaconianuser — 3 days ago

I made a conlang that's hard to trust.

You don't pronounce the numbers, you pronounce the syllables. The syllables I used are found here.

Consonants = ptgćksśzźyl∅

Rhotic = r

Vowels = ieaæoóuú

p /p/

t /t/

g /ɡ/

ć /t͡ɕ/

k /k/

s /s/

ś /ɕ/

z /z/

ź /ʑ/

y /ŋ/

l /ɬ/

r /ɹ/

i /i/

e /ə/

a /æ/

æ /ɛ/

o /ɔ/

ó /ʊ/

u /u/

ú /ø/

∅ [letter form] (becomes a rooster)

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I made it even tougher too by adding double, triple, and quadruple numbers, and I add "∅", a letter which is also a number.

So yeh.

Also, y is pronounced "ng" because yes (nges).

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u/Level_Ad_2872 — 8 days ago
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do you use ?

it has spread to almost all writing system, including those that do not use the Latin script; what is the situation in your favorite language ?

u/STHKZ — 12 days ago

Colaborative conpidgin Lidei memes out of context

Translation to-from lidei is not allowed (it's a viossa-like) so if you wanna understand these you'll have to join the project eheheheh ~

I do hope that at least some of them are funny even out of context though.

u/GBPaul — 11 days ago