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Maybe one of you will know where to find the recording, if there is one.
About 20ish years ago, I went to one of Henry’s spoken word events, and he did this bit where he talked about having a condition where he blacked out while masturbating and would wake up hours later in a different location with no memory of what happened. Because of this he would wear a helmet to protect his head, and a bite plate to protect his perfect smile.

I bought a few of his spoke word albums from this time period, and it’s not on any of them. Does anyone know if this was ever recorded? It was sometime between 2002 - 2005, and it was the funniest damn story I ever heard.

I first saw Henry Rollins speak live in Raleigh in 2003 and at least twice again after that. I remeber he told a hilarious story about how we wanted to bone Anne Coulter but he assumes she's a virgin so it'd take hours to warm her up.

That's not why I'm here. He also told a story about performing on stage and a mosh pit right in front of him where a bunch of big punk dudes were soaking on skinny emo guys. The punchline is he chucks a water bottle at one of the punks ​​​​​​to make them stop, while thinking to himself, "if I hit one of these emo kids, he's going to die!" Does anyone know if he wrote that down anywhere, or if there's any video of him telling that story? Thanks!