r/hotwheelscirclejerk

Found the $oup! Move away, Elom Nusk. You just a Trillionaire, but Im Quadrillionaire.

Found the $oup! Move away, Elom Nusk. You just a Trillionaire, but Im Quadrillionaire.

The funniest thing is this yellow car is the only one has rubber tires and that rim, while the rest of the car/model has basic cheap plastic tire/rim.

I just leaving this there, let the next buyer become quadrillionaire 😂😂

u/MakKoItam — 3 hours ago

Joke's on the operator. I'll resell them for $200 - $300 💰💰💰

Retirement plan sorted. That is if I successfully resist the urge to shove them 🥵

But I reckon there's an untapped market for pre-shoved cars, like those pre-worn panty vending machines in Japan 🤔

u/redsun2812 — 1 day ago

The best decision I ever made

I can finally pay off my business degree because I ignored everything they said and just scalped hot wheels instead. Its so much easier.

u/tambi33 — 1 day ago

SELLING FORD GT RACE SUPER ULTRA MEGATRON HUNT ULTRA YES NGH PLS SHOVE ME UP YOUR ASS AND HONDA PRELUDE

FORS IS YOUR FAILY, HOUSE, SAVINGS ACCUOTU N T PLUS 1,000,000$ PAID OVER A PERIOD OF 3 SECONDS
PRELUDE BO BOX IS 1CENT BC NO BOX SORRY

To all mods this is not and official sale just a shitpost

u/PluhTheWalrus — 3 days ago
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Is this where peg warmers go to die?

This is at a Toys R Us. I've heard stories that the peg warmers get collected and taken away. I don't know if that's true.

I had a Safeway manager tell me they'd never buy Hot Wheels again because the peg warmers sat forever. She bought more and ended up with even more peg warmers, then she marked everything down and swore she'd never stock Hot Wheels again.

I'm curious, where do peg warmers go to die?

u/Fresh_Orange2543 — 4 days ago

I can finally retire my greqt grandmother's great great grandmother 🤑🤑

Back wheel painting error. Asking 9999999999x10⁹³ billion dollars minimum 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

u/Max_EmmiL_10 — 4 days ago
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Is this an error?

Is the cream Quick Chat supposed to look damaged? I always thought the cream color was to signify the age of the toy but I don't think it's supposed to have cracks and a hole like that?

u/iamnotblpkosher — 5 days ago

Post in hot wheels got taken down… so I’ll post here

We don’t care you pay dollar tree employees meth to hide your STH- I think it’s the fact he posts this, trying to get affirmations from people 😂 half the comments I see are just blowing this 70+ year old man. Rough life

Someone had to say it

u/hotwheels_gaypaw — 6 days ago