
This Egg Got Some Lip Fillers
I saw this on Instagram and it made my day. Sorry, it's not a cauliflower this time.

I saw this on Instagram and it made my day. Sorry, it's not a cauliflower this time.
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Staircase_Porn/s/838fp0t0TM
Exactly this. I posted a photo of an orange that looks exactly like a yoni to me. I mean look: it's got the fruitoris and everything.
I posted it to the r/mildlyinteresting, where the mods did say posts like that were allowed and even encouraged. Within actual seconds I got bombarded with comments assuming I'm just some horny dude, as if that's all a vagina is good for. By the time I deleted it, it had 0 upvotes and over 100 comments from who I can only assume was men making fun of me for being "horny". Is that all we are to them?
I love the female anatomy. It is one of the most beautiful things to me. Yes, I like women. But when I see such art like this, I don't immediately think about how I can make it mine.
I haven't checked, but I can guarantee phallic fruits are just giggle-worthy. I doubt the reaction would be anything like this. Because the men in my comments are dogs, and they thought I was a dog too.
Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy this very pretty orangussy. It was delicious
Not sure I want to eat this
Folded and threw it on top of my laundry bin yesterday, which sits next to a mirrored wall. Walked past it this morning and was like WOAH that kind of looks like a.... Then I was like "there's got to be a sub-reddit for this." Alas, here we are.
Found in a creek in north central Slovenia. I’d love to know the actual geology behind this oddly shaped stone.
What the heck is this goop coming out from my watermelon?
I’m addicted to watching rich woman drama shows with a dash or crime and/or murder. Big Little Lies, White Lotus, The Perfect Couple, Sirens, Beauty in Black, The Undoing. Extra points if Nicole Kidman is in it. I’m currently watching Imperfect Women on Apple TV. My life is a little boring. 2 kids, husband and a combined income of 180K. Anyway rich woman drama and girl dinner diaries gives me the tea that I crave.
Pictured: a double chocolate chip loaf that looks like a vagina