r/murderdronecirclejerk

No, im not gonna put her in a jar or destroy her, nuh uh uh

What will happen in season 69?
- Uzi makes out with N
- Cyn kills herself by biting robopoison, causing a robo pandemic
- N cheats on Uzi with Doll
- the solver tail will infect Uzi with robovirus plague inc style
- Marcus the roboworm will appear and perform testicular torsion on Nori
- everyone will get trapped in the amazing Digital Circus
- Thad will marry Lizzy and Tessa’s ghost
- V will stop the robopandemic and die tragically, but then she will come back to life for season 70
- the season will consist of 57 episodes
- the sentinels will kill everyone temporarily and Uzi will have to defeat them from their stomach
- Alice will marry Yeva and together they will have an evil kid that will threaten the whole galaxy
- humans will get resurrected and enslave drones and torture them for no reason, and Uzi will have to kill them
- they will play a very bad video game and make it good
- N will get trapped in the video game and others will have to save him
- J will become immortal through the power of the Black Hand and torment everyone before getting redeemed and sacrificing herself so that Uzi and N can make out safely
- other suggestions?????????????

Lieck N soobskrybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t believe the disassembly drones received any training before fighting the military. In the show we see them acting as nothing more than common hunting animals, there isn’t any coordination, no grand plan, no objectives. They go apeshit and that’s pretty much it.

So how in blazes did they wipe out the military on earth. Most of cyn’s fighters weren’t even disassembly drones, just infected worker drones. And before someone says that “cyn is an eldritch horror that we see rip apart an attack helicopter in the show”. Cyn can only ever be in one place at one time, everywhere else should in theory be a slaughter for her drones.

On top of that, let’s say cyn turns out to be too strong. Mankind has enough firepower in the form of nukes to reduce everything on earth to rubble. Even if cyn won, how did she and her disassembly drones survive a near enough nuclear doomsday

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