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Jax is so much worse than J, like frfr

I HATE JAX.

he can eat shit, J is so much better morality wise. Like she literally wanted to kill a deadly virus called the absolute solver. She is so misunderstood and stuff.

If Jax was real he'd be the next Hitler and he'd create a dictatorship in the US and start to torture easily torturable humans, SHOCKER. I know, now cope jax fans J is better 10000%

u/un1cky — 5 days ago
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To those who own a Vat Vuck, what do you feed her ?

Not that I just got one (but I wouldn’t be mad if you bought me one), but I’m curious what you feed her if it’s not oil.

u/Tenders_game_n_memes — 6 days ago
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I HATE N

I hate N, genuinely hate him. I hate how he talks, I hate how he walks, I hate everything that he does. N is a coat hanger that does nothing positive in his entire 3 hours of screentime. He is a whiny little bitch that doesn’t know better. Uzi uses him, V ignores him, and J hates him.

J is right, and anyone who opposes what she says is blasphemy. I hoped that she would beat him up in episode 8, but Liam saw her potential and sidelined her to save all the N simps from crashing out. N simps are just delusional people who don’t know better. 

I specifically watched an edit of the show that cut him out so I wouldn’t have to suffer his ugly org type face. Everytime he shows up it’s literally cute larp maxing. Delete N, I demand a second season because I’m a spoiled little brat where N gets demolished. I want to see all of the N fans and simps crying. I loath how easily he has it, why is Cyn defending this fraud of a drone. 

I will hate him till the end of days, I am right, and anyone who disagrees is the type of drone to do absolutely nothing and overheat from the fraudness and stupidity of their choices. 

I took minimal effort to make this picture for this post because this stupid ass doesn’t deserve anymore.

N IS A FRAUD THAT FRAUDS

u/un1cky — 9 days ago
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New Partenrship with JCJenson Space Corps!

Hello, everyone, I'm pleased to announce that we are now officially partnered with JCJenson Space Corps!

Here is the link to their discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFJnEfFAtt

Feel free to join since its a general place for all MD fans to engage with each other!

u/un1cky — 6 days ago
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Breaking News, silly promised to not kill anyone and behave if she is let free from Uzi’s tail

I mean, just look at her, she can totally be trusted to not repeat.

u/un1cky — 9 days ago
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HAHAHAHAHHA I AM BREAKING RULE NUMBER 7, MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

thoose were made by N! Are you able to look in the eyes of N and say that his art is utter SHIT? HUH? TELL ME!!!!

u/ArthurengoldPantalon — 10 days ago
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Explain why Liam’s writing doesn’t suck balls

I don’t understand people who say that Liam’s writing doesn’t suck. By definition it sucks straight ass, if anyone wants to challenge me, I bet $10000 that they’re a ragebaiter or a 10 year old who hasn’t developed a functioning frontal lobe. Liams writing sucks because J wasn’t used to her maximum potential, anyone who disagrees is just a follower of the crowd.

u/un1cky — 8 days ago
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Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, can sweat! whoohuuu!!!

So here we start.

The first question that may come to mind at first is: "How? How does V sweat if she is a robot?" well and the response is by how Cyn made them, we know that theorecally if a Dissasembly Drone, and Solver Drone, doesn't drink a Worker Drone oil they will overheat and die (or something similar), this problem doesn't present itself in the Worker Drones.

Now at start I thought this could be the fuel of the drones, but after a bit of thoughts I realized it probably isn't since they seems to work more in a eletric manner than a oily manner (if you understand what I mean) and then why would the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, would want more fuel when the problem is clearly that they accumulate to much heat? And here an idea struck, which bring me to the next point.

The oil in the body of the Worker Drones, its not fuel, but rather a liquid to cool the drone's body, now we know that machines make a lot of heat when moving, so much that they can harm thmeselves, so probably JCJenson to make the robots more durable has probably stuffed them with cooling oil, but has we seen the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, too have "cooling" oil in themselves, but they get overheated meanwhile the Worker Drones does not, this brings me to the next theory were the Worker Drones has a cooling system for said "cooling" oil meanwhile the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, doesn't have one, why Cyn would make them without them? Well probably to stuff more weapons in them, but you could also think that is to fuel their lust for cooling oil, and for the Solver Drones it is probably to mess up with them untill they gain full control of their own Solver power.

Good, now I have probably said why Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, can overheat instead of Worker Drones, you may ask, "Where is the sweat part?" well I coming to it, to put it simply a Worker Drone doesn't need more or less oil, since he has a inmade cooling system meanwhile a Dissasembly Drone, and Solver Drone, always require new oil, meaning there is always an input of oil... But where the hot/used oil go? Because you know, I don't think a Dissasembly Drone, or a Solver Drone, can stock an infinitly amounts of oil, so therefore the Dissasembly Drone, or Solver Drone, needs to expell this said used-cooling oil, and after a bit of thought I decide that sweat was the most practical one since sweat is also the way how the human body cool himself and also this can be practiced by not giving a shit about it, it could also make the headcanon of Dissasembly Drones smell like diesel!

But I can already hear you, John;-I’m paying close attention to every detail typing, "And then? Weren't the Dissasembly Drones originally made to kill humans? Which they only have blood!" Well in the first desctruction of the planet earth yes, but we seen that the humans has brought with them the Absolue Solver to many other planets, and in how many of them did you think a Solver Drone was made and thus needing the kill all the Drones in it? I mean there is the possibility for Cyn to "upgrade" her Drones during the extermination of humanity! And maybe the blood of the human can serve has "cooling liquid" too, tho the human blood has much more than just water in it, meaning that probably the blood with time would ruin the Drones... But ya know, Cyn has literally spare bodys for her Murder Drones and I think she doesn't care much about her Murder Drones.

Yeaaaah, now Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, simps can be weird as much as the other simps, just with your robot waifus!🎉 And you can also make thoose weirdly funny academic posts on sweat production and etc. that I will never do since I am not an academy student! yeaaah!🎉...

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Attention! no revelance to the plot,just a schizo talking to himslef:  >!What John? You are not happy with this eplaination? Oh well John, the other possible out come would be a theory on pee but I think its a bit too weird- what? You remember the DD eating organs and you want to know where does go? Well I think the DD just vomits them- oh... John you just wanted me to say that the DD can shit?... I think you have to go...!<

And thanks for reading...

^(My god what I am doin with my summer?)

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u/ArthurengoldPantalon — 10 days ago
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Wait, I just realised cyn has a critical weakness.

I know cyn is really strong and can level entire cities and stuff, but that’s all offensive strength. Cyn doesn’t actually have any means of defending herself unless she consciously knows she is under attack. Sure she could stop a tank shell with the solver, but what if she gets attacked without getting a chance to use the solver.

In the final, we see cyn’s body get damaged and even beheaded by common weaponry like swords and a pickaxe. Wouldn’t that mean that, if some concealed marksmen with a basic sniper took a well aimed pot shot at her core, wouldn’t that be a fatal kill shot without cyn having a chance to respond.

Sorry about the rambling

u/sabaton-enjoyerg — 13 days ago
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Can we talk about how terrible Murder Drones Season 8 was?

I mean, this series has been going downhill ever since they fully killed off the Solver in season 3 but I didn't think it would get this bad. There's hardly even a story anymore, and Uzi just feels like a Mary Sue with how much she always gets away with things or never has anything bad happen to her. It really infuriates me.

When Lord X came in Season 7, I already knew this franchise was doomed. I mean, if it was a small cameo then I wouldn't care but he was the main antagonist for half of the series before Megatron and V banished him back to The Amazing Digital Circus.

Then they did basically nothing the rest of the series. Is this an episodic comedy show or a story-driven narrative, GLITCH? I'm starting to get extremely annoyed with this flip-flop.

I wish we could back to the season 1 and 2 days, man. I miss Cyn and J as antagonists. J had barely any chance to shine in season 1 and was really redeemed in season 2 when she went off the deep-end.

And now season 8, just cameo after cameo with hardly any real story. The episode were Nori opened up a toy store with the obvious reference to Poppy Playtime. V dressing up as Jumbo Josh. Springtrap, Alice's reincarnated corpse and ███████ were basically this seasons antagonists and they were only in one episode each before being blown to smithereens by Micheal Jackson. Just so stupid.

This show is an utter joke now.

u/real_uzidoorman — 13 days ago
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Cyn lore wise is so easy to understand, you guys just lack the braincells to do so (lore explanation down below)

Lore explanation

u/un1cky — 12 days ago