r/ofcoursethatsathing

Spotted at Walmart

"This is your captain speaking, we're experiencing a little delay with take-off. Unfortunately, the co-pilot just blew a 0.08 and the darn plane won't start now. Not to worry though, folks, the cabin crew is pouring him some black coffee and getting him some animal-style fries. See if we can't trick this little dohickey into letting us fly, and then we'll be cruising into Seattle without further delay."

i’m not even going to be able to bring these home. they are so much worse than i thought when i bought them. don’t google on a work computer.