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▲ 274 r/okbuddyraider

You can’t let this happen…

You can’t fake friendly and still get fried once you realize your terribly thought out plan failed.

u/iamMrsJackson — 8 days ago
▲ 77 r/okbuddyraider+1 crossposts

I want to give Celeste my Seed

Every time I sit down to play some nice relaxing ARC Raiders and I'm minding my own business watching the intro cinematic THERE SHE IS THERES CELESTE oh my god I want to give her all my seeds I want to pump all of my seeds into her safe pocket until she can't give me anything else oh my god I want to give celeste all of my seeeeedsssss I want her to tell me how nice it is to see a friendly face and then pour my seeds into her so she can give me all those sweet sweet Exodus Modules and Springs and Gun parts oh my goddddddd and if that motherfucker bilgun even dares to look at MY PERSONAL SEED SAFE POCKET CELESTE I WILL JUPITER HIS LITTLE RAIDER BALLS

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

u/Wank_Mk_2 — 11 days ago
▲ 39 r/okbuddyraider

Well that's a new one. Out buddied by the Hunt Showdown main sub of all places.

Honestly. Not even mad. I'm impressed

u/Sh1tWasSoCashout — 11 days ago