Count Binface could do the funniest thing
u/Voider765 — 5 hours ago
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Grauniad corrections corner: that should read “public lice”
u/hugeatomicfreak — 11 hours ago
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Oh no what a shame The Temu Tommeh, Danny Tommo, currently being held by Dover Police after failing to attend an interview about his arrest a few weeks ago. https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxuxEFa9KOzPYX8iTGIvLsG7NQgJjST70Z
Car trouble, apparently. Let me guess Danny, you bought a second hand satnav off a guy but didn't have it reset to save money.
u/Ok-Camel-8279 — 11 hours ago
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Luv me moobs, 'ate that forrin shtaf, simple as
Telly profile of a Cumbrian bobby who truly represents his county, diet consists only of what can be found in a chippy and maybe some pubs
u/Manospondylus_gigas — 24 hours ago
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didn't know where else to post this since it was rejected from casual uk but i had to tell the world. absolutely atrociously placed cigarette/gum bin outside of the hotspur stadium. 6ft off the ground on the side of a lamppost thats the same colour as it. some right clever clogs in harringey council
u/Odd-Paramedic-3826 — 23 hours ago
▲ 20 r/okmatewanker
None of them yank trillions for me, thanks! Just good old British billions!
u/The_Shit_Connoisseur — 1 day ago
▲ 27 r/okmatewanker
The Barry might be going into the QF as the sole representative of the 𝙴̶𝚖̶𝚙̶𝚒̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ Commonwealth, but he remembers fondly the Bruces, The Brets and The Noahs.
u/HallowedAndHarrowed — 2 days ago
What's the difference between Reform and Restore? (Picture unrelated.)
u/The96kHz — 4 days ago
▲ 606 r/okmatewanker
4th July - What are you guys doing to celebrate 250 years of having nothing to do with the US?
u/hashtagthoughtbomb — 3 days ago
▲ 352 r/okmatewanker
please rise for the national anthem 🏴
'ate tacos and foreign mexican muck SIMPLE AS
old but gold
u/RiceeeChrispies — 3 days ago